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Watch What Crappens

Real Housewives of New Jersey and Real Housewives of New York both ended this week, but the nasal, desperate whine [...]


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Couples Therapy Recap: Depravity and Denial Make Good Television

Hola Gasmii!  Sorry so late, but I hope the minicap held you over.  Let’s be frank here, this show is [...]


The Voice

The Voice Recap: The Steal Gains Power

Welcome back to The Voice! The Battle Rounds continue and according to the promos that I’ve seen non-stop, the ‘steal’ [...]


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Boardwalk Empire Recap: You Talkin’ to Gyp?

This can’t be good.


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Bad Girls Club Recap: Finale!

Well gasmii, it’s that time of season again. Time to say goodbye to our beloved BGC. At least until next [...]


The Challenge

The Challenge Recap: Knight Terror

Because “The Dark Knight” was already taken by the people who titled the actual episode.


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Homeland Recap: One Fine Day

“Sometimes it seems like we’re all living in some kind of prison. And the crime is how much we hate [...]


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Minicap: Real Housewives of NYC

Andy Cohen opens Part Two of The Real Housewives of New York City Reunion with what he views the most [...]


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Basketball Wives LA Minicap

Greetings Basketball Wives LA fans… (all 2 of you)… I will have a much more comprehensive recap up in a day [...]


Revenge

Revenge Recap: Don’t Tell Mom the White Haired Man is Dead

Can we somehow find these people a place on the show? So formerly institutionalized Mom has been quietly running the local [...]


Survivor

Survivor: Potheads

Pete is an agent of CHAOS


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Jill Z on Watch What Happens Recap: SHUT UP, JILL ZARIN!!!

***Sorry about the terrible pics! My desktop crashed so I’m on the lappy tonight with a cell phone camera. It [...]


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Minicap: DWTS All-Stars

Good evening (or whatever time of day it is when you’re reading this), Gasmii! Welcome to week 4 of “Dancing [...]


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Recap: Project Runway: Hometown Dates

Look who has all the roses Hola Gasmii!!! It’s the beginning of the end. Alas! At last! Atlas? Last week we had [...]


Revenge

Minicap: Revenge – Confidence

Hey, Nolan spent $11.99 for that! Summer in the Hamptons is no vacation. Who do these people go to margaritas with [...]


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This episode is a trip into reality TV mindf*&^ery.  We begin with Jeremiah jumping all over the chance to spring [...]


Real Housewives of New Jersey

RHONJ: MiniCap

No really, this is the last one.


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Grimm Recap: The Bottle Imp or There’s No Wu In Team

Nick and Juliette see fireworks from their kitchen window and Nick tries to help her remember telling him some lame [...]


666 Park Avenue

666 Park Avenue Meet and Greet

Hey Gasmii, A random series of events led me to the 666 Park Avenue Q&A and press panel at NYC Comic [...]


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Arrow Recap: Pleasantly Surprised

Holler, gasmii!  It’s my pleasure to recap a new trashy program from the CW, Arrow.  ­My initial attraction to this [...]


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Minicap: Dexter

Dexter tries to show Deb how it’s done


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MiniCap: Boardwalk Empire

Some things once seen cannot be unseen.


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Ink Master: Semi Nude 911 Recap

Covering up or Reworking?


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Ink Master Recap: Tattooing the Dead

Oliver is back!


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Grimm Minicap: The Bottle Imp

Nick and Juliette see fireworks and he tries to help her remember. She remembers telling him that. She laughs. They [...]


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Abby’s Ultimate Dance Competition Recap: Needs More Evil

I heard Abby posed for this silhouette.  loljk Hey there, Gasmii!  Just when you thought you were safe in your [...]


The Voice

The Voice Recap: The Battle Continues

Alright, people, get ready for more battle rounds! I feel a little strange – Christina has the girls covered up, [...]


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RHOM Recap: If You Don’t Like Her Smile…

…punch her in the face!


Project Runway

Minicap: Project Runway – Back to Your Roots

Some people’s roots are deeper than others Hola Gasmii!! It’s home visit time!!! We pared the crowd down to four and guess [...]


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Breaking Amish Recap: Yes, This Show is Still Fake

The title of this episode is What is Really Happening?.  Unfortunately, this is a total misnomer as we are no [...]


MiniCaps

Minicap: Jersey Shore

Another two-episode week. MTV hates me.


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Nashville Recap: Country singers are as damaged and slutty as rockers

Hello all and welcome to my first full-length recap for the ‘gasm. I was lucky enough to be assigned Nashville. [...]


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Minicap: RHOM

This JUST happened.


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Bad Girls Club Recap: Barrrrrf

Hello my loves. Last week I was an angry bitch. This week not only am I angry, but I have [...]


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Face Off Recap: Who’s the New Who?

Suessian Sleepers


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Dexter Recap: 99 Problems and They’re All Writers

Tonight’s not the night…


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Couples Therapy Minicap: Child Molesters, Alcoholics and Famewhores

Hello there Gasmii! I’m a longtime fan of this website, and I am just beside myself with excitement over being [...]


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Fringe Recap: Vengence with a Side of Breadcrumbs

If you were raised among a cadre of vengeance filled freedom fighters, would your perceptions of morality be a little [...]


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Boardwalk Empire Recap: Listen to Eli

Eli Thompson: Unlikely Voice of Reason


Sons of Anarchy

Sons of Anarchy Recap: Boxes, Bullets, Bites and Blackmail

Hello, Gasmii!  Hope you’re all having a great week!   Let’s get our motors running: Jax is writing another letter to Abel [...]