Recaps
Survivor

Off With Their Heads!

Hello folks, it is me again, your humble J-Unit. B-side is still getting caught up, so once again, I get [...]


Commercials

Catch The Bus… And Your Breath!

There’s a great new commercial on television these days. It features the always lovable Jerome Bettis talking about asthma. [...]


American Idol

Looney Tunes

Alright, you know the drill: we’re at 20 semi-finalists, working our way to the Top 12, and that is way [...]


Food Network

Paula Deen Coronary Watch 2006

Just when you were wondering when and if I’d return from my hiatus… And, just when you were beginning to [...]


Awards Shows

TVgasm 2006 Oscar Ballot

The Academy Awards are just around the corner, and if you’re like me, you’re a little bored with the standard [...]


Amazing Race

Jets To Brazil

Great news everyone! The Amazing Race 9 premiered on Tuesday with nary a family, a patriotic ode, nor a [...]


Miscellaneous TV

Sneak Preview

A few weeks ago, I made it well-known that dislike the idea of celebrities who paste rat pubes to their [...]


The Bachelor

And The Bachelor Goes To…

“Hello evewyone. I’m copygodd’th TiVo. I’d jutht like to apologithe for not taping the firtht 15 minuth of The Bachelor [...]


Battlestar Galactica

Baby on Board

Now THAT’S what I’m talking about! It only took a couple of months, but we finally had an episode of [...]


Grey's Anatomy

Just Des[s]erts

Ooh, another good episode of Grey’s Anatomy—we’re on a roll. Eagerly awaiting the fallout from last week’s sex fiasco, in [...]


Project Runway

A Message from Daniel Franco

For all of you wondering what was up with that super awkward pause between Daniel Franco, Heidi Klum, and Tim [...]


Project Runway

Our Story So Far….

This week’s Project Runway presented me with quite a challenge. How does one recap a recap show? At first I [...]


Game Shows

What’s The Deal With This Show?

My new favorite obsession? Deal or No Deal. This game show requires absolutely no skill or talent, and [...]


Contests

Don’t Miss Out on Your Chance

With all of the multitude of giveaways here at the ‘Gasm, it’s easy to forget how often we stroke our [...]


24

Chump Don’t Want No Help, Chump Don’t Get No Help.

Is it just me or does 24 really help you get through Mondays? You could have a shitty job, but [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: Confederacy of Dunces Edition

A group of women are suing Clay Aiken and his record labels for false advertising, alleging that marketing campaigns characterized [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: Confederacy of Dunces Edition

A group of women are suing Clay Aiken and his record labels for false advertising, alleging that marketing campaigns characterized [...]


The Apprentice

The Boss Is Back

Surprise! New season of The Apprentice! I guess this wasn’t much of a surprise for people who watched [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: Let’s All Get Arrested or Cancer Edition

George Michael was found slumped in his car near Hyde Park, London, this weekend and has apparently been arrested on [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: Let’s All Get Arrested or Cancer Edition

George Michael was found slumped in his car near Hyde Park, London, this weekend and has apparently been arrested on [...]


Dancing w/ The Stars

Save The Last Dance

If you were anywhere near a TV Sunday night, you knew there was only one competition you had to see [...]


The Challenge

Getting Tired?

Things are winding down on The Gauntlet 2, and sadly, so is the drama. Don’t get me wrong — [...]


Dancing w/ The Stars

Dancing With The Stars Cowboys Up

So I sat down this evening to watch last night’s Tivo’d episode of Dancing with the Stars — the penultimate [...]


American Idol

Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow

Here’s the deal: there were three episodes of Idol this week. So I have five hours of show to [...]


Desperate Housewives

It’s Five O’Clock Somewhere

After last week’s horrible misfire of an episode where everyone started acting like Susan for an hour, will Desperate Housewives [...]


Survivor

Deuces Wild!

Well everybody, B-Side is slightly behind on some of his recaps, and in an effort to make sure he is [...]


Dancing w/ The Stars

Nearing The End…

The end is near. Tonight is the penultimate Dancing with the Stars episode, and what better way to get [...]


Battlestar Galactica

Can’t Find a Better Man

I still have hope for Battlestar Galactica, but we are really on the verge of having to give these writers [...]


Grey's Anatomy

Desire Under the Bedpans

Well I sure didn’t see that coming. The previews made it look like this week’s Grey’s Anatomy would be essentially [...]


House

The One Where Joe Simpson Sues this Show

Here’s an episode of House that talks about sex, but sadly Cuddy isn’t really involved. It’s about a 15-year-old [...]


The Bachelor

Mean Girls

This week’s episode of The Bachelor had it all: good, bad and ugly. The good? It was a rare [...]


The Sopranos

The Beginning of the End?

To tell you the truth, I hope that I didn’t have to remind anybody that the sixth and possibly final [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: Do Not Provoke The Donald Edition

The war of words between Donald Trump and Martha Stewart has escalated to Muhammad-cartoon levels. I’ll just let Trump’s letter [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: Do Not Provoke The Donald Edition

The war of words between Donald Trump and Martha Stewart has escalated to Muhammad-cartoon levels. I’ll just let Trump’s letter [...]


Commercials

Is That A Little Giant In Your Pocket?

Click to play. So the other night I came across an informercial for the Little Giant Ladder System. [...]


24

With Friends Like These, Who Needs Terrorists?

If anybody told you that they saved nearly a thousand people, including many children (with balloons!), you would probably say [...]


House

Maggots and dead flesh. Good times!

Ai yai yai, graphic content. And I know it’s not gonna be the sexy kind. You guys, I [...]


Project Runway

The Iman Cometh

It’s been a fun season for Project Runway. From Dirty Diana on the dance floor to Kara avoiding “Daingah� in [...]


Beauty and the Geek

Project Runaway

This week’s episode of Beauty and the Geek was pretty solid. We got to see the Beauties experience life as [...]


Survivor

Run For The Money

I hope everyone’s been enjoying Presidents Day Weekend 2006. I know I am. Granted, I didn’t exactly have [...]