Recaps
The Challenge

Worst Rodeo EVER

I gotta say, I’m a little shocked by the most recent episode of The Gauntlet 2. There was no [...]


24

Post Traumatic Sex Disorder

Now that’s more like it! In my last recap of 24 from a few weeks ago, I lamented at how [...]


Smallville

V is for Vigilante

By now, I have settled down about how upset I was about the 100th episode of Smallville. I guess I [...]


Miscellaneous TV

Set Your Tivos

I am very, very excited. I just happened to notice that The Cannonball Run 2001 is back. Sort [...]


There and Back

The Longest Yard Sale

A few weeks ago, I brazenly suggested that There and Back was one of the worst reality shows of all [...]


Beauty and the Geek

He Puts The “Good” In “Goodbye”

When it comes to recapping Beauty and the Geek, it seems the more things change, the more they stay the [...]


Sports

Thank God for Beer Commercials

As some of you know, Super Bowl XL was played last night and the Pittsburgh Steelers prevailed 21-10 over [...]


The O.C.

Postcards from the Edge

I thought last week had one of the best episodes of The OC in a long time. This week, uh, [...]


Survivor

Down On Exile Island

Survivor returned last night for the twelfth go-around; this time honoring the tradition of silly season names by calling itself [...]


American Idol

Don’t Mess With Texas Texas Is A Mess!

Idol, what happened with Austin? I live in Austin. There are singers everywhere in this town. But [...]


Project Runway

The Constant Gardeners

And then there were six. After Project Runways “dramatic� walk off last week, Zulema the Wicked Witch of the West [...]


Sports

Beauty and the Bowl

This weekend marks Superbowl XL. I’ll definitely be watching and although I don’t know if there will be a liveblog, [...]


Survivor

Jeff Probst and Survivor’s Exile-ent Adventure

Well everybody, last night was the premiere of Survivor 12 AKA Survivor: Panama: Exile Island. I had no clue that [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: Egg on Face Edition

As a commenter pointed out below, the whole “Ryan Seacrest interview” on the Trenton radio station has turned out to [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: Egg on Face Edition

As a commenter pointed out below, the whole “Ryan Seacrest interview” on the Trenton radio station has turned out to [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: Say It Ain’t So Edition

Ryan Seacrest had a rather uncomfortable run-in with a New Jersey radio talk show host who asked point-blank whether he’s [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: Say It Ain’t So Edition

Ryan Seacrest had a rather uncomfortable run-in with a New Jersey radio talk show host who asked point-blank whether he’s [...]


Television Specials

Did I Mention We’re Giving Away A Camera?

Just wanted to give everybody a little reminder that there is still time to win your very own Canon Powershot [...]


Veronica Mars

The Priest Is My Drug Lord; I Shall Not Want

After Duncan fled for Mexico last week, many people in Neptune, including Veronica Mars wondered if they would ever see [...]


The Bachelor

You Guys (Drink!) Are So Amazing (DRINK!)

I realize this recap is a day late, but we’ve been having trouble counting the reverse cock block ballots [...]


The Challenge

On The Ropes

Call me crazy, but I’ve come to realize something: I’m entirely way too into this season of the Real [...]


American Idol

How to not make it on American Idol: A Las Vegas Story

By Dan RenziStep 1: Wear an idiotic costume that makes no sense. First up: Alexis “Dylon” Linchita shows up to the [...]


Battlestar Galactica

Apollo Gets What He Pays For

As I mentioned in a previous recap, the third season of Battlestar Galactica is really just the second half of [...]


Grey's Anatomy

What a Difference a Week Makes

Well praise be to Oprah, because this was a great episode of Grey’s Anatomy. All the hallmarks that were missing [...]


Lost

Everybody’s Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey

Growing up, one of my favorite shows was Patrick McGoohan’s The Prisoner. It was an allegorical sixties show where a [...]


24

Eye for an Eye

Oh man. Nothing ever goes right for Jack Bauer. Just when everything seemed like it was wrapping up [...]


The O.C.

It’s My Party and I’ll Lie If I Want To

Although The OC may not be as trendy as it once was, I still believe that when done right, it [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: Oscar Noms Edition

Oscar nominations were announced this morning, courtesy of a heroically bleary-eyed Mira Sorvino. The highlights: Best Supporting Actress: Amy Adams, Junebug; [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: Oscar Noms Edition

Oscar nominations were announced this morning, courtesy of a heroically bleary-eyed Mira Sorvino. The highlights: Best Supporting Actress: Amy Adams, Junebug; [...]


Project Runway

“It’s a Mother F***ing Walk Off”

Up until now Project Runway has been credited with being the most honest reality show out there. Granted, all reality [...]


Dancing w/ The Stars

It’s A Thriller!

This week on Dancing with the Stars, teams had to either perform the fox trot or the much more intriguing [...]


Miscellaneous TV

Like Bumper Cars With Taffeta

B-Side is still hard at work on his recap for Dancing With the Stars, but for those of you jonesing [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: Barrel-Bottom-Scraping Edition

Nothing happened in the entertainment world this weekend. Nothing. So to lead off I give you Gawker’s excellent screencaps of [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: Barrel-Bottom-Scraping Edition

Nothing happened in the entertainment world this weekend. Nothing. So to lead off I give you Gawker’s excellent screencaps of [...]


Beauty and the Geek

No Room at the Inn.

First off, let me apologize for last week’s screen-grab heavy recap of Beauty and the Geek. While I certainly didn’t [...]


The Bachelor

Block That Cooter!

When I asked for an alternative to “Reverse Cock Block” in last week’s recap of The Bachelor, I was expecting [...]


Veronica Mars

Once Upon a Time In Mexico

UPN made us wait a long time for the return of Veronica Mars. It’s been so long since our latest [...]


Smallville

There’s Nowhere to Run to When Death Becomes You

Last night was the big night on Smallville. It’s the 100th episode and there was a lot of stuff going [...]


The Challenge

Scandal!!!

I know this Real World/Road Rules Challenge post is a little late, but honestly, I needed a few days to [...]


American Idol

If You’re Singing in San Francisco

by Dan Renzi Simon has had it. I feel for the guy, in a way; he’s dug his own grave, with this [...]