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Industry

Newsgasm: IT’S.MY.BIRTH-DAY.HU-MAN Edition

Time to boot up blowoutcandles.exe and put_on_partyhat.scr, because it’s the Chenbot’s birthday. According to IMDB, she was born in the [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: IT’S.MY.BIRTH-DAY.HU-MAN Edition

Time to boot up blowoutcandles.exe and put_on_partyhat.scr, because it’s the Chenbot’s birthday. According to IMDB, she was born in the [...]


Dancing w/ The Stars

Hold Me Close My Crazy Dancer

So here we are, our second season of Dancing With the Stars. For most of the shows that promise to [...]


Sports

Half Man, Half Amazing

Congratulations to the University of Texas Longhorns on their national championship, beating the two-time defending champion USC Trojans 41-38 in [...]


Beauty and the Geek

No Brains + No Sex = Great TV

This being the beginning of the new year and all, networks are trying to push a lot of new programming [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: Sucks to My Assmar Edition

Lindsay Lohan, after spending New Year’s hospitalized for a sudden “asthma attack,” has now hit newsstands with an EXPLOSIVE Vanity [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: Sucks to My Assmar Edition

Lindsay Lohan, after spending New Year’s hospitalized for a sudden “asthma attack,” has now hit newsstands with an EXPLOSIVE Vanity [...]


Survivor

So You Want to Meet Jeff Probst

If you’ve been reading TVgasm, you know that we love telling tales of our encounters with all sorts of reality [...]


Project Runway

Now Dasher! Now, Dancer! Now, Prancer And (Lots of) Vixens!

Sigh. Here’s the deal… I watched the last episode of Project Runway back when it aired originally, on December [...]


The Challenge

Sex and Violence

Another week, another nonsensical blowup by a muscle-clad pretty-boy on The Gauntlet 2. Yes, I thought nothing could top [...]


Battlestar Galactica

There’s Still Time to Get on the Bandwagon

SciFi’s “re-imagining” of Battlestar Galactica has brought us a miniseries and two cable seasons worth humans fleeing robot overlords goodness, [...]


Recaps

A Word from Your Webmaster

So, with the new year brings new changes, and we recently had to make a change to our commenting system. [...]


Recaps

Vote or Die 2006

It’s January, which means nomination season has opened up for the 2006 Bloggies. Yes, I know — you’ve been [...]


Miscellaneous TV

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!….please don’t forget us in 2006

Back in my day, before shows had celebrities dancing and ice skating, we had to settle for a small, teeny, [...]


Recaps

Here We Go Again!

We hope everybody had wonderful time last night. My dentist says that my tooth enamel should come back in no [...]


Recaps

TVgasm Year In Review: December

December on TVgasm meant season finales, and we had lots of them. Matt lost a shitload of weight to [...]


Recaps

TVgasm Year In Review: November

November was the biggest month ever for TVgasm, much thanks to Mischa Barton and her pesky little nipple. We [...]


Miscellaneous TV

Just How Desperate Are You For More Laguna Beach?

It has been nearly a month since season 2 of Laguna Beach departed primetime cable on it’s way to becoming [...]


Recaps

TVgasm Year In Review: October

October was a relatively tame month for TVgasm, but we did have our share of highlights. Sci-fi junkies had [...]


Big Brother

A Tradition Unlike Any Other

What you see above you is pure genius. Reader MH writes that it has become a tradition each year to [...]


Dancing w/ The Stars

Once More, With Feeling!

Last summer was a pretty good one for reality television. Sure there was The Cut and Who Wants to Be [...]


Desperate Housewives

From the Brimming With Originality Department

Here’s something fresh! Desperate Housewives creator Marc Cherry has announced that the scene-stealing Bree Van De Kamp will be [...]


Recaps

TVgasm Year In Review: September

September 2005 brought in not only a new television season, but a spiffy new TVgasm cast. With sg-dub and [...]


Recaps

TVgasm Year In Review: August

August began with the auspicious launch of Current TV, which was sort of like the divine love child of Al [...]


Recaps

TVgasm Year In Review: July

July was momentous for one thing and one thing only: Big Brother 6. C’mon, you knew that was [...]


Recaps

TVgasm Year In Revew: June

With the regular season over, June is normally a lazy period for television. Luckily, we still had Tom Cruise [...]


Recaps

TVgasm Year In Review: May

May was one of the biggest months ever for TVgasm, and not just because we turned one year old. [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: Merry Christmas from the Emperor Edition

The New York Post is alleging SCANDALOUSLY that Bethenny was intended to be the winner of The Apprentice: Martha Stewart [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: Merry Christmas from the Emperor Edition

The New York Post is alleging SCANDALOUSLY that Bethenny was intended to be the winner of The Apprentice: Martha Stewart [...]


24

Kim Returns to 24!

This just in! TVgasm has obtained an exclusive look at the new 24 spin-off series. The show centers [...]


The Apprentice: Martha Stewart

Red Dawna: WOLVERINES!!

Don’t hurt your head trying to find some deeper meaning hidden in the title. There is none. Basically, [...]


Recaps

TVgasm Year In Review: April

April started off with a shocking turn of events after Reality Blurred outed TVgasm staffers, moving us to reveal our [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: We Have Liftoff Edition

Continuing this week’s frivolous celebrity photos theme, I offer you this titillating peek at Scarlett Johansson, which, though a bit [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: We Have Liftoff Edition

Continuing this week’s frivolous celebrity photos theme, I offer you this titillating peek at Scarlett Johansson, which, though a bit [...]


The O.C.

Baruch Atah Adonai Elohenu Melech Ha Olam The Halls With Boughs of Holly

There are a lot of reasons to love the holidays, and one of them is tradition. One tradition that The [...]


Recaps

TVgasm Year In Review: March

March was another great month for television. Not only did the wonderful Amazing Race 7 premiere, but The Apprentice [...]


Project Runway

I’m a Barbie Boy

After the solid premiere of Project Runway, we knew the show would “stay the course” and remain strong throughout its [...]


The Gauntlet II

How ‘Bout It, Bitch?

Here’s what I like about The Gaunlet 2, or actually the entire Real World/Road Rules Challenge franchise: no matter [...]


House

Blackpolean Blackaparte

Well, I’ve been sick for the past week now, and I felt sorry for myself at first, but then I [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: Giada Meets Her Match Edition

I know we have a lot of Giada DiLaurentiis groupies on here, so I’m pleased to announce that she might [...]