Recaps
Real World

America’s Next Top Real World Model!

The big Real World: Austin reunion show aired last night, but sadly, even my Tivo can’t stand this season anymore [...]


WWE/RAW

Some Sperm Is Bigger Than Others

Back on July 27, I did my very first RAW recap for TVgasm. And like tonight’s RAW, it took place [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: See You in Divorce Court Edition

There may be a large legal battle brewing over Jessica Simpson’s assets (and I mean the monetary kind, not her [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: See You in Divorce Court Edition

There may be a large legal battle brewing over Jessica Simpson’s assets (and I mean the monetary kind, not her [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: Like OMG! My First Job Edition!

Laguna Beach starlet Kristin Cavallari will be co-anchoring a new reality series on UPN titled Get This Party Started. [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: Like OMG! My First Job Edition!

Laguna Beach starlet Kristin Cavallari will be co-anchoring a new reality series on UPN titled Get This Party Started. [...]


House

We Don’t Have to Take Our Clothes Off…

So this House recap is crazy late, mea culpa, etc etc. Moving along. The episode was a weird mix [...]


Veronica Mars

Duncan and Meg: The Love Affair Continues?

As promised, I used up pretty much every spare moment I had over this weekend taking in the complete first [...]


The Apprentice

Listen All Of Y’All, It’s A Sabotage!

I must admit that I was beyond excited at the outset of the latest episode of The Apprentice because for [...]


Survivor

Time for a Hail Mary?

Ah, Survivor: Guatemala. It’s only been about three or four days since you’ve last aired, and yet, I can [...]


Lost

Ana’s Got a Gun

So this is the big episode of Lost everyone’s been waiting for. After a two week tease we finally see [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: No News Happens When Everyone’s in a Food Coma Edition

OMG, the gays really are destroying marriage. As everyone except perhaps Marlee Matlin has heard by now, Nick and Jessica [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: No News Happens When Everyone’s in a Food Coma Edition

OMG, the gays really are destroying marriage. As everyone except perhaps Marlee Matlin has heard by now, Nick and Jessica [...]


Desperate Housewives

One Ring to Rule Them All..

It looks like the streak of good writing has kept up with Desperate Housewives because we once again were treated [...]


Smallville

Fire in the Sky

Quite obviously I am very far behind on my posting this year, and yes, once again Smallville gets the shaft. [...]


Amazing Race

Most People Like Us!

It’s gettin’ down to the wire on The Amazing Race: Family Edition, and with only four teams left and something [...]


America's Next Top Model

The Art of Deception

Ahhhh, America’s Next Top Model. Is there any better hump day respite than seeing a bunch of modeling wannabes compete [...]


Making the Band

Aubrey’s Coming Out Party

When last we left the girls of Making the Band 3 we found out that they were going to be [...]


Biggest Loser

And Then There Were Three….

Greetings, dear readers. I trust your Thanksgiving was a happy one. I sit writing this recap in a cabin outside [...]


Real World

Austin Powers Down, But It’s A Fight To The Finish

At long last, The Real World: Austin finally came to an end Tuesday night, and because we’ve been such troopers [...]


Food Network

Barefoot Contessa vs. The Turkey

Well, Paula Dean dominated her turkey. Let’s see what bag of tricks the docile Ina Garten of The Barefoot [...]


Food Network

Mrs. Fantastic?

Sandra Lee maybe known for ample cleavage, but what about those super-long arms? Those things have to be about [...]


Food Network

Hour of Power

If there is any host on the Food Network that I could “get behind” it would be Rachael Ray. There [...]


Food Network

Favorite Chef-Stuck-Behind-Flowers of the Day

Ina Garten!


Food Network

There’s A Turd In My Ducken!

Hey y’all! Y’all want more Paula Deen? Sho’ y’all do! And that’s precisely why I watched Paula’s [...]


Food Network

Suggestive Barefoot Contessa Moment of the Day

You put that down, Miss Thang!


Food Network

Sandra Lee Breaks Out of Jail!

BREAKING NEWS: Food Network chef Sandra Lee has recently escaped the Fox River Maximum Security Prison. She is [...]


Food Network

The Anal Retentive Chef

If it’s a wacky camera angle and weird characters you know you’ve entered the world of Good Eats, The flagship [...]


Food Network

Giada Salad Update

Behold! The Giada consumes salad! But is the lettuce coming in or going out? Only Giada knows!


Food Network

Who’s The Sexiest Food Channel Woman?

You know you’ve pondered it. Who’s the hottest, sexiest woman on the Food Channel? After careful consideration, I [...]


Food Network

Life Is Like A Box Of Chocolate Burritos.

When B-Side and J-Unit suggested we do a special Thanksgiving tribute to The Food Network, I have to admit I [...]


Food Network

Giada Watch 2005

From time to time, I like to check in on my favorite Food Network star, Giada De Laurentiis of Everyday [...]


Food Network

Paula vs. The Turkey

On one of the Thanksgiving-themed editions of Paula’s Home Cooking, our favorite mistress of fat and butter, Paula Dean, tackled [...]


Food Network

Sandra Lee And Her Cans

I’ll be honest, Semi-Homemade Cooking with Sandra Lee isn’t one of my usual Food Network guilty pleasures. [...]


Food Network

Let’s Talk Battle Turkey

I have to say, I am glad that TVgasm has been able to unleash all of this pent up demand [...]


Miscellaneous TV

Newlyvorced: For Real This Time

Nick and Jessica, stars of the MTV hit Newlyweds, have finally officially separated. Now we can breathe a sigh [...]


Food Network

Thanksgiving Feast!

In honor of Thanksgiving, TVgasm will be devoting all of Thursday to that most festive of holiday channels, the Food [...]


Prison Break

Lincoln Burrows

Sort of a weird episode of Prison Break, wasn’t it? There really was no theme or consistent tone set. [...]


Veronica Mars

Coming Out of the Closet

So everybody should be very happy. I received Veronica Mars Season 1 on DVD this past weekend, and I plan [...]


WWE/RAW

When You’re A Jet, You’re A Jet…

After last week’s very emotional tribute to Eddie Guerrero, I was curious as to how RAW would recapture their momentum [...]