Recaps
The Apprentice: Martha Stewart

Something’s Fishy With Martha And Her Show

Back on the premiere episode of The Apprentice: Martha Stewart they did something I found pretty cool; they acknowledged the [...]


Lost

Ana Lucia, meet Shannon…

For those of you don’t know, Lost is a show on ABC about a group of people who survived a [...]


Biggest Loser

The Thin Yellow Line

Man, what a disappointing week I’ve had. A big project I was working on got shot down. The release of [...]


America's Next Top Model

Going, Going Outta Control

When we last checked in with America’s Next Top Model, the judges said buh-bye to Kyle, who was arguably the [...]


Laguna Beach

Like OMG! When In Doubt, Shoe It Out!

On Monday night, MTV aired the second-to-last episode of Laguna Beach, which meant it was one of the final chances [...]


Prison Break

The Mighty Quinn

The subtitle of this recap, if one existed, would be, “The Kindler, Gentler Prison Break. There was only one [...]


House

Electric Youth

Whew! Last week on House I thought the show was on the way to meeting its grisly, over-written demise. [...]


Desperate Housewives

There Goes the Neighborhood

It’s been two weeks since we last had a fresh episode of Desperate Housewives, and the question remains “Will [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: Uhhhh… Um, Well Yeah, Uhhh… Edition

Apparently hell hath no fury like an aimless, mumbling blowhard, as Markus of this season’s The Apprentice has been going [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: Uhhhh… Um, Well Yeah, Uhhh… Edition

Apparently hell hath no fury like an aimless, mumbling blowhard, as Markus of this season’s The Apprentice has been going [...]


Contests

TVgasm Hands Out Free Stuff

As I am sure all of you know by now, TVgasm loves its readers. We may be late with recaps [...]


Smallville

Giving Him Something He Can Feel

One of the challenges for this season of Smallville is how the writers are going to have the kids do [...]


WWE/RAW

Dear Kurt: You Suck.

RAW has been on such a downswing lately that anything short of Vince pulling items out of someone’s ass has [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: Pot/Kettle/Black Edition

Sharon Osbourne is on a highly entertaining anti-Madonna tear. Last month it was, “She is so full of shit. She’s [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: Pot/Kettle/Black Edition

Sharon Osbourne is on a highly entertaining anti-Madonna tear. Last month it was, “She is so full of shit. She’s [...]


Recaps

Duty Calls

The penultimate Laguna Beach recap will be late this week, courtesy of jury duty. Thanks Los Angeles Superior Court!


The Apprentice: Martha Stewart

A Stain On All Of Humanity

I’ve now determined the reason that Apprentice: Martha Stewart is tanking is because they’ve marketed it all wrong. [...]


But Can They Sing?

Call of the Bai

Click on Bai Ling to hear her sing “Call Me” by Blondie. Shame on you, America! You voted off Kim [...]


Making the Band

Road Trip!

Yes, I know that this Making the Band recap is late. I do apologize, but since it was my birthday [...]


The Apprentice

Let’s Talk About Sex, Baby

After last week’s Apprentice bloodletting, it would have been hard for the Donald to top himself, but he managed to [...]


Survivor

Double the Pleasure, Double the Fun, Double the Immunity Idols

Wow, so I guess I spoke too soon when I called last week’s Survivor boring, because for the second week [...]


The O.C.

Lost at Sea, Lost on Land, What’s the Difference?

This past Thursday marked the return of The OC from a month-long hiatus, but it seems even longer than that. [...]


Sports

Suggestive Football Moment of the Day


Laguna Beach

L.A. Times High on Laguna Beach

Looks like Laguna Beach might be ruining Laguna Beach. The Los Angeles Times has published a pseudo-exposé about how [...]


The Apprentice

Toral’s Secret Office Job?

Has Toral from The Apprentice been slumming in one of those “cute” secretarial or administrative positions? No, that’s just [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: No News, So Here’s Some Tabloid Trash Edition

Disaster Ashlee Simpson, whose name is an anagram for “shalom penises,” just went on a late-night drunken rampage at a [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: No News, So Here’s Some Tabloid Trash Edition

Disaster Ashlee Simpson, whose name is an anagram for “shalom penises,” just went on a late-night drunken rampage at a [...]


House

Not Enough Flair!

House returns to us from the tyrannical clutches of baseball with what I’m sure was supposed to be a compelling [...]


Real World

The Little Prince

Grab your SPF 30 (or SPF 250, Lacey). The Real World: Austin is headed to Costa Rica! Yes, [...]


Amazing Race

Weavers Embrace God, Hypocrisy

Is it me or has The Amazing Race: Family Edition picked up a little momentum? After poking around in [...]


Prison Break

Socket To Me!

Damn, this was a good episode. It was also one of the meanest hours of television I’ve ever seen. [...]


Biggest Loser

Extreme Makeover: Biggest Loser Edition.

When you think about it, villains are what make life more interesting. Which is why The Biggest Loser is becoming [...]


Veronica Mars

Bad Ass, Smoking Hot, and Overall Nice To Come Home To

Oh Veronica Mars, you really do suck me in with that spell of yours. Most of the comments and the [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: Minding the Colonies Edition

Prince Charles and Duchess of Cornwall Camilla Parker Bowles have arrived on our colonial shores as part of the duchess’s [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: Minding the Colonies Edition

Prince Charles and Duchess of Cornwall Camilla Parker Bowles have arrived on our colonial shores as part of the duchess’s [...]


Kill Reality

And the Emmy for Outstanding Made for Television Movie Goes to….

When I was growing up the scariest movie to me was The Shining. I still don’t get the ending, but [...]


Smallville

They Eat Boyfriends for Breakfast

Last week, when I did my recap of Smallville, I mentioned that we were going to have an appearance by [...]


Real World

It Was All In The Editing

Well, it’s the day after Halloween, and what better way to unwind from a night of ghosts and goblins than [...]


WWE/RAW

Monster Trash.

Well, seven days have come and gone since last week’s asscapades. And while I wasn’t sure if I’d even bother [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: Long-Awaited Gérard Depardieu Update Edition

Actor Gérard Depardieu, still stung that Nicole Kidman’s The Hours performance broke his stranglehold on the big-nose market, announced that [...]