Recaps
Biggest Loser

Extreme Makeover: Biggest Loser Edition.

When you think about it, villains are what make life more interesting. Which is why The Biggest Loser is becoming [...]


Veronica Mars

Bad Ass, Smoking Hot, and Overall Nice To Come Home To

Oh Veronica Mars, you really do suck me in with that spell of yours. Most of the comments and the [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: Minding the Colonies Edition

Prince Charles and Duchess of Cornwall Camilla Parker Bowles have arrived on our colonial shores as part of the duchess’s [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: Minding the Colonies Edition

Prince Charles and Duchess of Cornwall Camilla Parker Bowles have arrived on our colonial shores as part of the duchess’s [...]


Kill Reality

And the Emmy for Outstanding Made for Television Movie Goes to….

When I was growing up the scariest movie to me was The Shining. I still don’t get the ending, but [...]


Smallville

They Eat Boyfriends for Breakfast

Last week, when I did my recap of Smallville, I mentioned that we were going to have an appearance by [...]


Real World

It Was All In The Editing

Well, it’s the day after Halloween, and what better way to unwind from a night of ghosts and goblins than [...]


WWE/RAW

Monster Trash.

Well, seven days have come and gone since last week’s asscapades. And while I wasn’t sure if I’d even bother [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: Long-Awaited Gérard Depardieu Update Edition

Actor Gérard Depardieu, still stung that Nicole Kidman’s The Hours performance broke his stranglehold on the big-nose market, announced that [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: Long-Awaited Gérard Depardieu Update Edition

Actor Gérard Depardieu, still stung that Nicole Kidman’s The Hours performance broke his stranglehold on the big-nose market, announced that [...]


Laguna Beach

The Landslide Will Bring It Down

Like OMG! I can’t believe Jason totally kissed Jessica in front of LC, but then he was like “No, [...]


But Can They Sing?

Flat-Out Awesome

VH1 premiered But Can They Sing? last night, and I’ll just say it. This show is amazing. Truly [...]


Real World

Don’t Worry, Karamo. We’ll Keep This On The DL.

The other day I happened to turn on my television, and what should appear before my eyes? None other [...]


Amazing Race

Up Your Budget: Like Your Own Amazing Race

We all love The Amazing Race, but there are a lot of people who may never get a chance to [...]


Recaps

Halloween: Even Ryan Secrest Will be Queen for a Day

Well, it’s now officially Halloween. TVgasm celebrations this weekend included dinner in San Gabriel and parties in Los Feliz and [...]


Amazing Race

Tammy Gaghin Crashes Into Van: The Video

Click on Tammy to play. On last week’s Amazing Race, poor Tammy Gaghin took a rough spill head-first into [...]


Television Specials

Xena Saves the World, Part the Second

So, when I first mentioned that Vampire Bats was going to be appearing on CBS, I thought that Lucy Lawless [...]


Survivor

Enough Chocolate to Make Your Head Spin

There was a lot of action last week on Survivor, and I am sure they weren’t going to be able [...]


Making the Band

You Can’t Make an Omelet Without Breaking Some Eggs

You know I gotta to hand it to my boy Diddy. Whether or not this season of Making the Band [...]


America's Next Top Model

Pin Me Up Hotties

After last week’s America’s Next Top Model, you sort of had to wonder if there would be any drama left [...]


Laguna Beach

Friday Afternoon Laguna Fun

From left to right: Jeff, Taylor, Talan, Jessica, Cedric, Morgan, Dieter, Alex M., Casey, Stephen, LC, Kristin, Jason, Alex [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: “Beam Me Up Mary” Edition

In lo this season of celebrity unclosetings, the newest person to come out like a trout is George Takei, better [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: “Beam Me Up Mary” Edition

In lo this season of celebrity unclosetings, the newest person to come out like a trout is George Takei, better [...]


The Apprentice

There Can Only Be One Winner Anyway

Wow. I don’t know where to begin. If you didn’t catch last night’s Apprentice, I’m sorry to say [...]


Prison Break

Can You Dig It? Prison 3 Week Break Is Back!

Lost fans, don’t despair – a three week hiatus isn’t all that difficult to withstand. You’re already 33% through [...]


The Apprentice: Martha Stewart

Doin’ It Doggie Style With Merv Griffin

Another week, another ride on the Martha Rollercoaster. Last week, despite Jim’s annoying clown act, the challenge and the [...]


Amazing Race

Oh, Those Crazy Americans.

You know, I was all excited to see The Amazing Race: Family Edition finally leave the country on Tuesday night, [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: My Muppets Runneth Over Edition

This week, ABC ordered five episodes of a pilot called America’s Next Muppet, in which viewers will choose among Muppet [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: My Muppets Runneth Over Edition

This week, ABC ordered five episodes of a pilot called America’s Next Muppet, in which viewers will choose among Muppet [...]


Biggest Loser

For Pete’s Sake.

What’s an episode of The Biggest Loser without an unsubtle reminder that the show isn’t just about losing weight. It’s [...]


WWE/RAW

I Am JR’s Colon.

Ever wonder what it’s like to be Fairplayed? Well, if you were unfortunate enough to catch this week’s episode of [...]


Miscellaneous TV

TVgasm Hits the Red Carpet

madeyoulaugh lets us know we’ve arrivedIf you’ve read TVgasm at all, you have probably figured out that our main offices [...]


Recaps

TVgasm Costume Contest Reminder

I reminded everybody last week, but I wanted to remind everybody about the TVgasm Halloween Costume Contest that we’re having [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: Bitch Ain’t My Baby Edition

Countering all the celebrity mother news of late, Janet Jackson denies reports that she has a secret 18-year-old love child. [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: Bitch Ain’t My Baby Edition

Countering all the celebrity mother news of late, Janet Jackson denies reports that she has a secret 18-year-old love child. [...]


Smallville

Please Stick to the Rivers and the Lakes That You’re Used To

This week’s Smallville was very highly anticipated because it featured the appearance of Aquaman. I am not a huge fan [...]


Laguna Beach

Like OMG! We Totally Graduated! Random!

Cue up that old Vitamin C song, it’s graduation time in Laguna Beach. Somehow, the rocket scientists we colloquially [...]


Real World

Dog the Booty Hunter

Big news on Real World: Austin this past week. We finally met the man behind the myth, the man [...]


Veronica Mars

Veronica Joins the Family Business

So far, I have really enjoyed my Veronica Mars baptism by fire. Part of the problem with recapping a show [...]


Desperate Housewives

Searching for Mr Goodbar

So I have a confession to make. I really wanted to like Desperate Housewives. I really did. Before I started [...]