Recaps
Real World

You Better Check Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself

In case you haven’t noticed, it’s exactly seven days since the last Real World: Austin aired. And in case [...]


WWE/RAW

A Sumbitchin’ Good Time.

So it’s been three weeks since RAW returned to USA. And for a while tonight, it actually felt like the [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: These Breasts Are Made for Gawkin’ Edition

Tyra Banks has signed on for one final Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, to air in December on CBS. The show [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: These Breasts Are Made for Gawkin’ Edition

Tyra Banks has signed on for one final Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, to air in December on CBS. The show [...]


The Apprentice

Queen for a Day

Last week on The Apprentice, we watched an immutable Rebecca stand up for Toral’s honor in the Boardroom. She [...]


Making the Band

Screeching for Dollars

We’re already one episode into the season on Making the Band 3 (or season two, or cycle two, or version [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: Dromedaries in the Closet Edition

A leaked memo from the James Bond producers reveals that Hugh Jackman was passed over for the role because he [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: Dromedaries in the Closet Edition

A leaked memo from the James Bond producers reveals that Hugh Jackman was passed over for the role because he [...]


Survivor

All That Glitters is Not Golden Boy

Now that Survivor is in its fourth week, I think I have almost come to terms with the idea of [...]


Veronica Mars

I’m Not Saying She’s a Gold Digger

It seems like I am always thanking the TVgasm readers for something or other, and I have to say that [...]


Recaps

TVgasm Does Los Angeles

The Los Angeles blog scene isn’t quite up to snuff with what’s going on in New York, but that doesn’t [...]


The Apprentice: Martha Stewart

How Suite It Isn’t

The publicity train for The Apprentice: Martha Stewart rolled on this week, with the industry rags quoting Martha’s stylist [...]


Miscellaneous TV

Run of the House

The ongoing trend of “celebreality,” as VH1 calls it, continues tonight with the premiere of Run’s House on MTV. [...]


Lost

Never Put a Fat Guy in Charge of The Food

For all those people out there that were constantly complaining that Lost wasn’t answering any questions, and spinning its wheels [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: Forget Paris Edition

Finally catching up to the fact that America tired of Paris Hilton months—nay, years—ago, Fox has cancelled The Simple Life. [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: Forget Paris Edition

Finally catching up to the fact that America tired of Paris Hilton months—nay, years—ago, Fox has cancelled The Simple Life. [...]


America's Next Top Model

Dumb Bitches Get On My Nerves

Well, I was happy to see that the people that run the UPN 13 network in Los Angeles came to [...]


Amazing Race

It’s A Mud, Mud, Mud, Mud World

Well, The Amazing Race: Family Edition has been fairly lackluster so far, but I have to admit, I did [...]


Smallville

Lights, Candles, Action

Yes, I know. I am a jerk because I am not cranking out these Smallville posts in a timely fashion. [...]


Biggest Loser

Sometimes They Come Back.

The Biggest Loser is the show that changes lives and inspires a nation. And, hopefully, teaches a few valuable life [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: Brief Marriage-Breakup-Cocaine Edition

Somebody get me some ipecac and a trash can, because the Demi-Ashton wedding pictures are out. The cutest ones are [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: Brief Marriage-Breakup-Cocaine Edition

Somebody get me some ipecac and a trash can, because the Demi-Ashton wedding pictures are out. The cutest ones are [...]


The Surreal Life

Que Sera Surreal

Crack the champagne and light up that cigar, we made it to the hour-long finale of The Surreal Life 5, [...]


Laguna Beach

Save The Last Dance

OMG. Like OM-F-ing-G. I like can’t believe prom is over! Like, over! Guys, this is so [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: James Blond Edition

Although nothing has been confirmed (so I may have to eat these words later), the new James Bond is allegedly [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: James Blond Edition

Although nothing has been confirmed (so I may have to eat these words later), the new James Bond is allegedly [...]


WWE/RAW

She’s Got Big Balls.

After last week’s showdown, speculation was rampant tonight as to who would be fired: Toral? Markus? Dawn? Oops, wrong show. [...]


Desperate Housewives

You Can’t Hide Your Lyin’ Eyes

Here’s a tip. When a police detective who suspects you of murder asks if you want to see a [...]


Sports

Are You Ready For Some of John Madden’s Super-Fat Face?

by FauxMichael When TVgasm asked me to do a recap for Monday Night Football, the first thing I thought was, is [...]


Real World

Hey Jealousy

Another week, another boring look inside the world of Danny and Melinda. Yes, it was back to business as [...]


Veronica Mars

If the Cuddling Was the Best Part, He Didn’t Do It Right

By EricaIn the latest episode of Veronica Mars, Wallace takes over mystery-of-the-week duties and figures out who hit his new crush’s [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: Give Me Time to Realize My Crime Edition

Erstwhile singer Boy George, now going by the name “Obese Pederast George,” called police to his Manhattan apartment Friday to [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: Give Me Time to Realize My Crime Edition

Erstwhile singer Boy George, now going by the name “Obese Pederast George,” called police to his Manhattan apartment Friday to [...]


America's Next Top Model

If These Walls Could Talk

If you are anything like me – and to be quite honest I hope you are not too much like [...]


The Apprentice: Martha Stewart

Let Them Eat Really Ugly Cake

First things first… NBC moved Martha Stewart’s Apprentice to 9PM, apparently sacrificing it to Lost so they’d have an excuse [...]


Amazing Race

This Bud’s For You, Brian

In one of the more stunnning developments to come out of the Amazing Race community, affable season 7 contestant Brian [...]


The Surreal Life

Cappy’s Back!*

*Not that Cappy, this one. This week’s episode of The Surreal Life, running nearly nonstop on VH1, continued and concluded the [...]


The Apprentice

Let Them Eat Cake

I knew tonight’s episode of The Apprentice had to be good because honestly, how could you not love the divine [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: Squinty Smiley Alan Alda Edition

After the sssssssstunning success of the live Will & Grace premiere, NBC plants itself firmly in the Alan Alda Overexposure [...]


Industry

Newsgasm: Squinty Smiley Alan Alda Edition

After the sssssssstunning success of the live Will & Grace premiere, NBC plants itself firmly in the Alan Alda Overexposure [...]