Recaps
Miscellaneous TV

Thank you, Comedy Central

If you aren’t watching Reno 911!, well, I’m disappointed in you. Also, I’m liking the absurdist humor of Stella. [...]


I Want to Be a Hilton

The Art and Soul of the City

NBC hasn’t blown anybody away with I Want to Be a Hilton, but the show has been making strides since [...]


Miscellaneous TV

Jay Leno: Less Funny Than A Talking Bird?

That’s the question NBC is asking us now that Einstein the parrot is slated to squawk her way into Middle [...]


Big Brother

Big Brother 6 Cast Member Emails TVgasm From Inside The House… We Think

We received an odd little email last night. Someone claiming to be Michael Donnellan from the upcoming Big Brother [...]


Big Brother

2 More something something ’til hamina hamina hamina

2 more days until BB6 hits the boob tube Today’s highlight still pisses me off to watch: who can forget last [...]


Big Brother

Big Brother 6 – We Want Your Predictions

Here at TVgasm, we really like to give our readers a chance to win free stuff. During most of [...]


The Challenge

We Say Goodbye to the Inferno II

After the very, very crappy Battle of the Sexes 2, Bunim/Murray redeemed themselves with the much-improved, dare I say genius, [...]


Big Brother

3 days left to BB6!

We’d like to thank PFC Lynndie England and Rossad Al Sharif for sending this one in. Um, B-Side, J-Unit….seriously guys, I think [...]


Hit Me Baby One More Time

Let the Music Play? Thankfully, Not Anymore.

So, the first season of Hit Me Baby One More Time is now in the history books. NBC had a [...]


The Cut

Tommy Can You Sew Me?

In preparation for this week’s episode of “The Cut,” I dug out my authentic 19th century Little House on the [...]


Big Brother

4 days left to BB6!

With 4 days left before BB6, the Eisman family trades the love and respect of their children for an Amazon.com [...]


Big Brother

5 Days Left to BB6!

Cruising down to a mere 5 days remaining, Holmes!


Miscellaneous TV

Don’t Be Cruel: Cancel This Show

“You wouldn’t happen to have any crack, would you?” Okay, so I woke up this morning and realized something dreadful. [...]


Beauty and the Geek

Extra! Extra!

She may have only lasted about four weeks in the reality television universe, but Lauren from Beauty and the Geek [...]


Hell's Kitchen

Maybe They Should Stick to Pasta Roni

With all this Big Brother hoopla taking over TVgasm, I nearly forgot about our wee cooking show, Hell’s Kitchen. [...]


Big Brother

6 Days Left…

That’s right. Only Denver days left until BB6 In today’s look back at a great moment from BB5…well, I’m having the [...]


Dancing w/ The Stars

Crazy Like a Fox(trot)

I would have to say that as we wind down this season of Dancing With The Stars, it has been [...]


Beauty and the Geek

B-Side Scares Geek, Laughs

I love fortuitous encounters. Just twenty minutes ago, I was talking to my friend about having to write my [...]


American Idol

Bo Gets Married, Constantine Still Sucks

As many of you may know by now, Bo Bice — American Idol’s favorite loser — got hitched recently to [...]


Dancing w/ The Stars

Spicy!

Click on the dancers to play! We’re a little backlogged here at TVgasm, but our recaps of Hell’s Kitchen, [...]


Big Brother

7 Days until BB6!

Dave tries to blend into the wall using “Jock Camouflage.” The camouflage didn’t work, quite frankly; I don’t think my lame [...]


I Want to Be a Hilton

Paris Hilton and Her Nice Long Hummer

“No name has more cache than the name Hilton in high society.” Or so “I Want To Be a [...]


Big Brother

House of Lying, Daggers: Meet the Big Brother Cast!

It’s Big Brother time! In case you haven’t heard the latest, this season will feature fourteen houseguests, and each [...]


The 4400

Worth the Weight?

So far, the second season of the 4400 has not been a disappointment. I was never a particularly huge fan [...]


Big Brother

The Gasm NOSE ALL

The New Nose The Old Nose Let the condescension, speculation and perversions of BIG BROTHER contestants’ pasts begin. [...]


Big Brother

8 Days Until BB6

Zoe H. takes time out of her stuffed animal orgy to help us with our countdown. With only 8 days remaining [...]


Sports

Are You Ready For Some Football??? Apparently Not

Football and country fans take note. After sixteen years of crooning on ABC’s Monday Night Football, Hank Williams Jr. [...]


Real World

The Skull and Boners Society

They’ve only had ninety minutes of airtime, but the cast of Real World: Austin continues to dazzle with their [...]


Big Brother

Countdown to BB6

9 countdown days remain until CBS unveils its televised summer-long orgasm of joy that is Big Brother 6, and TVgasm [...]


Miscellaneous TV

Tom Cruise and Matt Lauer — Now In Bite Size Form

Click on Tom to play… Since nothing has apparently happened on the Tom Cruise front in, oh, seventy-two hours, [...]


Beauty and the Geek

It’s A Date!

The fun times keep rollin’ on Beauty and the Geek where this week, the guys faced that most daunting of [...]


Miscellaneous TV

They Want to Be a Hilton, I Want to Be Sedated

When NBC came out with The Apprentice, it set the standard for reality shows in its genre. Many have come [...]


The Cut

Open The Club Bay Doors, HAL(figer)

I am Sofa King not Donald TrumpRemember when Vanilla Ice came out and publicly stated that “Ice Ice Baby” didn’t [...]


Hit Me Baby One More Time

No Longer Satisfying the Need In Me

Well, Hit Me Baby One More Time is no longer worth putting too much effort into recapping. The names are [...]


Project Greenlight

Feast On This

It’s not nearly as exciting as our run-in with half the reality universe a few weeks ago, but last night [...]


Miscellaneous TV

Cruise UnControllable

Did you guys catch Tom Cruise on the Today Show this morning? I did. It was va-gynius. Watching Tom Cruise [...]


Miscellaneous TV

Twin Pukes

As people living in Los Angeles will tell you, spotting a celebrity is an everyday occurance (J-Unit sat next to [...]


Miscellaneous TV

Oprah Denied from Hermès, All You Can Eat Buffets

Most people by now have heard about Oprah’s silly run-in with Hermès in Paris, but for those in the dark, [...]


Dancing w/ The Stars

Let Me See Your Samba Roll

OK, so I have to apologize for not bringing you any news from Dancing with the Stars for the last [...]


Real World

Bone, Thugs, and Harmony

So I was all excited for tonight’s Real World: Austin premiere because earlier today, I thought of such a cool [...]