Recaps
Big Brother

7 Days until BB6!

Dave tries to blend into the wall using “Jock Camouflage.” The camouflage didn’t work, quite frankly; I don’t think my lame [...]


I Want to Be a Hilton

Paris Hilton and Her Nice Long Hummer

“No name has more cache than the name Hilton in high society.” Or so “I Want To Be a [...]


Big Brother

House of Lying, Daggers: Meet the Big Brother Cast!

It’s Big Brother time! In case you haven’t heard the latest, this season will feature fourteen houseguests, and each [...]


The 4400

Worth the Weight?

So far, the second season of the 4400 has not been a disappointment. I was never a particularly huge fan [...]


Big Brother

The Gasm NOSE ALL

The New Nose The Old Nose Let the condescension, speculation and perversions of BIG BROTHER contestants’ pasts begin. [...]


Big Brother

8 Days Until BB6

Zoe H. takes time out of her stuffed animal orgy to help us with our countdown. With only 8 days remaining [...]


Sports

Are You Ready For Some Football??? Apparently Not

Football and country fans take note. After sixteen years of crooning on ABC’s Monday Night Football, Hank Williams Jr. [...]


Real World

The Skull and Boners Society

They’ve only had ninety minutes of airtime, but the cast of Real World: Austin continues to dazzle with their [...]


Big Brother

Countdown to BB6

9 countdown days remain until CBS unveils its televised summer-long orgasm of joy that is Big Brother 6, and TVgasm [...]


Miscellaneous TV

Tom Cruise and Matt Lauer — Now In Bite Size Form

Click on Tom to play… Since nothing has apparently happened on the Tom Cruise front in, oh, seventy-two hours, [...]


Beauty and the Geek

It’s A Date!

The fun times keep rollin’ on Beauty and the Geek where this week, the guys faced that most daunting of [...]


Miscellaneous TV

They Want to Be a Hilton, I Want to Be Sedated

When NBC came out with The Apprentice, it set the standard for reality shows in its genre. Many have come [...]


The Cut

Open The Club Bay Doors, HAL(figer)

I am Sofa King not Donald TrumpRemember when Vanilla Ice came out and publicly stated that “Ice Ice Baby” didn’t [...]


Hit Me Baby One More Time

No Longer Satisfying the Need In Me

Well, Hit Me Baby One More Time is no longer worth putting too much effort into recapping. The names are [...]


Project Greenlight

Feast On This

It’s not nearly as exciting as our run-in with half the reality universe a few weeks ago, but last night [...]


Miscellaneous TV

Cruise UnControllable

Did you guys catch Tom Cruise on the Today Show this morning? I did. It was va-gynius. Watching Tom Cruise [...]


Miscellaneous TV

Twin Pukes

As people living in Los Angeles will tell you, spotting a celebrity is an everyday occurance (J-Unit sat next to [...]


Miscellaneous TV

Oprah Denied from Hermès, All You Can Eat Buffets

Most people by now have heard about Oprah’s silly run-in with Hermès in Paris, but for those in the dark, [...]


Dancing w/ The Stars

Let Me See Your Samba Roll

OK, so I have to apologize for not bringing you any news from Dancing with the Stars for the last [...]


Real World

Bone, Thugs, and Harmony

So I was all excited for tonight’s Real World: Austin premiere because earlier today, I thought of such a cool [...]


Hell's Kitchen

You Got Served!

It was an uplifting night on Hell’s Kitchen. The teams seemed to get their acts together, and Gordon only [...]


The Challenge

Yes! The Bitches Are Dead (In the Water)

Going into the final episode of Real World/Road Rules Challenge: Inferno 2, I didn’t know if I was actually ready [...]


Miscellaneous TV

TVgasm Hits The Motherlode — Updated!

For the past few days, we’ve been teasing all you loyal readers with the promise of some wonderful, scandalous story. [...]


Miscellaneous TV

Show Me The Money (Shot)!

Click on Tom’s facial to play. Left is the normal version. Right is TVgasm’s [...]


Hit Me Baby One More Time

I’m Gonna Live Forever

The novelty of Hit Me Baby One More Time hasn’t exactly been lost for me, but let’s just say that [...]


The Cut

Pimp My Antelope Hide

Xzibit A: The Cut is UnoriginalTommy Hilfiger’s biggest break wasn’t his innovative Times Square billboard in the 80’s nor was [...]


Beauty and the Geek

Butt Seriously, Folks…

The ratings are in, and I’m happy to report that Beauty and the Geek has been steadily improving with viewers [...]


Miscellaneous TV

Wednesday Night Without Reality

I would guess that most people who come to read TVgasm love their reality TV, and obviously I am no [...]


Hell's Kitchen

Supermarket Sweep

Lots of fun stuff on this week’s Hell’s Kitchen. Gordon was not only bitter, abusive, and surly, but [...]


The 4400

I Found My Friends, They’re In My Head

So, by now most of the TVgasm readers should have an idea about the background of The 4400. Abducted by [...]


The Challenge

Be Still My Heart

I am sure everybody hates being reminded about this every week I write about Real World/Road Rules Challenge: Inferno II, [...]


Miscellaneous TV

Wacko Jacko Escape-O Buttrape-O

Well, the Jackson verdict finally came out earlier today, and for those of you living under a rock (seriously, who [...]


The Apprentice

Tarshi-gasm

Madeyoulaugh and Michael Tarshi: building bridges, TVgasm style. A few months ago, TVgasm was brave enough to sample the notorious Tarshi [...]


Amazing Race

Dining with Jonathan and Victoria: Not As Awkward As Expected

Anyone who’s even been a casual TVgasm reader for the past six months knows that we have spent countless hours [...]


The 4400

The Ripple Effect

Last weekend marked the return of The 4400, USA’s miniseries about a group of humans abducted and brought back to [...]


Recaps

Summer of Swag Winners, Part 1

Over the last few weeks, TVgasm gave you the chance to win a bunch of prizes. We ran promotions for [...]


Big Brother

Aunt Chenbot

With Big Brother nearing in just a few weeks, CBS was kind enough to give us this warm and fuzzy [...]


Television Specials

The Hopes of Late Night Ride the Bus with Rosie

TVgasm reader and sorryigotdrunk.com contributor spotdog sends us more proof that Rosie O’Donnell can’t be stopped. The reviews from her [...]


Beauty and the Geek

The Extras Next Door

From left to right: Girl, Girl, Olivia Wilde, young Cruella DeVille, Lauren. Ever wonder where your aspiring television personalities got [...]


Beauty and the Geek

Beauty and the Blog

Who isn’t enjoying Beauty and the Geek? Until Big Brother rolls around, this is going to be the most enjoyable [...]