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Miscellaneous TV

Screw Earth Day – Celebrate Aaron Spelling

As much as people like to celebrate Earth Day, now in its 35th year today, it is hard to imagine [...]


American Idol

For Everything Else…There’s Claystercard

Books senior year in college – $534. A night out on the town with friends in college – $123 pizza 9 times [...]


Amazing Race

A Close Shave

Apologies all around for the tardiness of this Amazing Race recap. Turns out I’ve spent the past day or [...]


Miscellaneous TV

ALF Uck You While High On Crack

More than anything, I just wanted to use that headline


American Idol

As They Say, ‘Idol’ Hands…Grope Each Other!

Just pause, take a moment. Look at these two. Take a breath. Mmmmm…Who wouldn’t wan’t to bang them? Yes, [...]


Recaps

Seriously, We Are Giving Away Free Stuff

Last week, we announced that we are having a small giveaway to celebrate our first anniversary. We want to thank [...]


America's Next Top Model

Drop Dead Gorgeous

You know, I have to start giving Tyra Banks more credit. While I love America’s Next Top Model and have [...]


American Idol

Constantine Brings New Suck to American Idol

Other noticeable images after the jump… Constantine once again flashes his lethal tongue. Remember the innocent days when all we [...]


Survivor

The Power of One

Survivor has officially launched into traditional scheming mode. After weeks of increasingly compelling domination by Koror, the two tribes [...]


Project Greenlight

The Eric Dane Is My Hero!

[Doing guest coverage of Project Green light is sg-dub. You can read his blog at http://weakisht.blogspot.com/.] If you were a flabby, [...]


24

President Pussy’s First Hour in Office

There are a lot of things we have come to expect from a season of 24. Yes, there is non-stop [...]


The Challenge

How To Breed Misogyny

In honor of the complete and utter stupidity exhibited on tonight’s episode of The Inferno II, I wanted to assemble [...]


The O.C.

Cold Hearted Snakes

Ever wonder what Ryan Atwood from The OC would do on an airplane full of deadly snakes? Me neither. [...]


Miscellaneous TV

Dreamiest Wedding EVER!

We here at TVgasm are always happy to report on celebrity weddings, if only to start the counter for the [...]


The Challenge

Bunim/Murray Shocker : Somebody Outsmarts Veronica

By all accounts the current season of the Real World/Road Rules Challenge: Inferno II is as enjoyable as any challenge [...]


The Apprentice

You Got Me Feeling Emotions

There was much to love about this week’s Apprentice. We had tears in the boardroom (always amusing), candidates sleeping [...]


The O.C.

Ryan Atwood Has a Shallow Vagina

We are now in the middles of a sort of renaissance on The OC. And while I have a feeling [...]


Smallville

Two Sides To Every Story

So, it’s nearly been two months since I have had much to say about Smallville. To say the writing has [...]


American Idol

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE suck

Jurrassic Park the ride has one of the more exciting drops at Universal. In this photo, the Idols are experiencing [...]


Project Greenlight

Catching Up With the Greenlight

[Doing guest coverage of Project Green light is sg-dub. You can read his blog at http://weakisht.blogspot.com/.] Guesting for the first time [...]


Recaps

Countdown to Our First Anniversary – UPDATED

As I mentioned earlier this week, TVgasm is going to be turning a year old May 11th. We were trying [...]


The Challenge

Don’t Go Chasing Water Balls

So I am starting to get used to this new format for the Real World/Road Rules Challenge. Things on The [...]


American Idol

Mystery Fan With Sign Identified

TVGasm is dedicated to leaving no stone unturned, no rock unrolled and no hard mineral unrotated. Which is why we [...]


Miscellaneous TV

Bubble Bobble

Television viewers unite! Dyslexics untie! It’s time to wake up your inner-activist, if only for a few minutes. [...]


America's Next Top Model

We Were All Rooting For You! (Well, I Wasn’t)

So, I know what you have all came for, and yes, we have it. At the end of last week’s [...]


Project Greenlight

It’s Not Easy Being Green(light)

As some of you loyal readers may know, there are many, many wonderful shows in the TV universe that we [...]


American Idol

Vicodin to Paula Abdul: “Stop Eating My Family”

Every once in a while, a letter comes through to TVgasm which I feel an obligation to print. It has [...]


The Bachelor

The Bachelor: Welcome to Hoochfest 2005, Bitches!

[Contintuing coverage of The Bachelor is jadedbitch.] We start off with Kimberley going through her suitcase of skank-ware, which included a [...]


Amazing Race

No Luck In Lucknow

This was a nice little Amazing Race episode. Yeah, it may not have been as intense as the past [...]


Survivor

Come On Baby Light My Fire

It kind of feels like we’re reaching the end of Survivor, but as Jeff Probst mentioned several times, we still [...]


American Idol

It All Makes Sense Now…

For some time now, we’ve pondered just exactly what sort of people vote for Constantine Maroulis week after week. [...]


The Simple Life

Fox Deems Richie Too Bitchie – UPDATED

The great thing about having a television weblog is that people start giving you tips and rumors. While there are [...]


Recaps

11 Months of TVgasm!

Yes, TVgasm is 11 months old. It’s hard to imagine just how far we’ve come in that time. Looking back [...]


Miscellaneous TV

Britney Spears Prepares to Spawn

According to her website, BritneySpears.com, Britney Spears is officially preggers with what will most likely be the most high profile [...]


Recaps

Universe is Crashing In

In what is still a developing story, Universal Pictures Executives Scott Stuber and Mary Parent seem to be jumping [...]


American Idol

Gasmini The Wondertastical…On American Idol

Yes, it’s true. My identity has been compromised. The one once known to you as Madeyoulaugh is actually I, Gasmini [...]


The Apprentice

Kristen From The Apprentice Expands the Definition of “Pathetic”

Once again, TVgasm has clairvoyantly predicted an Apprentice candidate’s off camera fate. Four days ago, Madeyoulaugh asserted that Chris’s [...]


24

Monday Night Football

The good news: the President seems to be alive, barely. The bad news: 24 was preempted by [...]


Miscellaneous TV

And The Tarshi Goes To…

Well, I for one was completely impressed by the caliber of titles the TVGasm readers came up with for [...]


The O.C.

Why Do These Orange County Folk Look So Familiar?

From greasy to dreamy: The OC always spiffs up 24′s rejects. Hey 24 fans: feeling a bit of déjà [...]