Recaps
The Challenge

Inferno 3:16

OK, so much for all of my talk about being less tardy with the Real World/Road Rules Challenge (although I [...]


Miscellaneous TV

NBC: The Freshmaker

Well, it’s pilot season, and over at the beleaguered Peacock, the potential new offerings are rolling in. NBC has [...]


American Idol

Paula’s Rush, Rush Hour Mishap

Back in 1988, Paula Abdul asked us “Straight up now tell me, do you really want to love me forever? [...]


Miscellaneous TV

Spring Break Snark Attack

Good news! It’s Friday. And not just any Friday. It’s officially the beginning of Viacom’s Spring Break. [...]


The Challenge

Let’s Not Talk About the Show — Updated

This post is going to have a couple of purposes. As you know, yesterday was St. Patrick’s day, one of [...]


Survivor

Good Show? Let’s Take a Vote!

I’ve been watching Survivor for a long time, and I don’t think we’ve ever seen as much voting as we [...]


America's Next Top Model

More High Fashion, Less Slutty

The early returns are in, and it looks like most people believe that this season of America’s Next Top Model [...]


The Bachelorette

A Bachelorette Contestant Who’s Really An Actor? Why I NEVER!

I used to be a big Scrubs fan. In fact, I still am. The thing is, it’s always [...]


American Idol

Breaking News Heartstopper: Constantine Not So Bad

I think that time we were waiting for has finally arrived. You knew it would. Since the beginning [...]


American Idol

Super Mario Appears On Letterman, Looks Very Short.

Don’t get any ideas. But seriously, call me Ryan… Last night, our latest celebrity to be thrown under the rumor [...]


Amazing Race

Penalties? Don’t Have A Cow, Man!

Things were very tricky on tonight’s Amazing Race. For the first time this season, teams were faced with the [...]


Real World

Ho-Town Philly’s Back Again

Okay, The Real World Philadelphia can hardly be classified as “Ho-Town”, but I really wanted to come up with [...]


24

Assault on Episode 13

When we last left our good friends at 24, Jack Bauer and his new sidekick Paul had infiltrated the nefarious [...]


American Idol

Mama Mia! Game Over for Super Mario

QUESTION: Why did he leave? BULLSHIT ANSWER: “My intuition told me I need to focus on some personal areas in my [...]


Survivor

Rumble In The Jungle

Once again I am tardy with this recap of Survivor, but better late than never, right? Okay, I’ll just [...]


Miscellaneous TV

Extreme Editing Makeover: And Then There’s Maudlin

Every Sunday evening, I like to curl up with a nice, 28-ply cashmere throw, sip imported tea from a rare [...]


Miscellaneous TV

Fox’s House Party

So you’re a Fox actor, but your show’s been cancelled or your character’s been killed off. What to do? [...]


American Idol

Vazquez is Out — Not That There’s Anything Wrong With That

Or is there? I hate to be the messenger of bad, meaningless news, but this afternoon Mario Vazquez, one of America’s [...]


Sports

Million Dollar Gasm – Start Making Your Picks

This just in. The 2005 NCAA Men’s Tournament field has been announced. If you happened to miss our notice this [...]


The O.C.

No Moore?

Back on February 24th, we here at TVgasm informed you that according to the Internet Movie Database, Demi Moore would [...]


The Challenge

The Good, The Bad, and the….Wait, Where’s Coral?

Sorry it has taken me so long to deliver my opinion on the first episode of Real World/Road Rules Challenge: [...]


The O.C.

Mallrats

So we are back with another episode of The OC after a week’s hiatus. Last week we got a replay [...]


The Apprentice

MILF in Iowa to Lil Jon: I Speak Jive!

Bad news everyone. Last night’s episode of The Apprentice was so great, it’ll be hard to top it the [...]


South Park

Taking the Simpsons to School, 2 Times

Many of you may not realize it, but South Park has just started its ninth season. NINTH! If [...]


The Apprentice

Apprentice-Gasm

There were so many truly wonderful elements to last night’s Apprentice, I just don’t know where to begin. We [...]


Real World

The Philadelphia So Long

Well, the long, boring road known as The Real World: Philadelphia finally came to an end this week, and just [...]


America's Next Top Model

I Got a New Attitude

The selection show for America’s Next Top Model was good, but there were way too many bitches to weed out. [...]


Amazing Race

Team JV Uncut and Uncensored

As we bask in the glow of last night’s wonderful episode of The Amazing Race, we sometimes forget just how [...]


Amazing Race

It’s Gonna Be This Dramatic Each Time

You know it’s been a good episode of The Amazing Race when the entire second half of the show is [...]


24

And Now It’s Time For a Breakdown

On the whole, I am really enjoying this season of 24, but there are certain things that I miss. Who [...]


The Bachelorette

From The “Please Extend My Fame” Department:

Looks like our old friend Jerry from The Bachelorette (and Real World: Back to NY) is back again. After [...]


Awards Shows

Emmys Announce Possible Category Changes, TVgasm Has the Inside Scoop

A whole lot could be changin’ with the Emmys this year. According to an AP article, the Academy is [...]


Real World

Don’t Let The Door Hit You On The Ass, Real World Philly…

Let’s put a nail in this coffin, shall we? The Real World season from hell finally purges itself from [...]


American Idol

Idol Mid-Season Break-Down

American Idol has been going full steam ahead in recent weeks, airing 3 episode’s a week, expecting people to actually [...]


Miscellaneous TV

Shannon Elizabeth Remembers She’s a Celebrity, Divorces Fat Man.

Shanon Elizabeth gives homeless man autograph, then Divorce Papers All things come in three’s, including celebrity break-ups. Last night [...]


Survivor

Lame Duck

I like this new season of Survivor, but even the greatest Burnett apologist has to admit that this week’s installment [...]


Sports

Million Dollar Gasm

It’s the most wonderful time of the year. NCAA tournament time. 65 teams all start out with one goal. [...]


The Apprentice

TVgasm Tries the Tarshi Bar —  Viewer Discretion Advised

TVgasm reader IndianJones proudly displays a Tarshi Bar prior to consumption A few weeks ago, enterprising TVgasm writer Madeyoulaugh discovered that [...]


Miscellaneous TV

Drea De Matteo Update: I Do Not Live In A Van Down By The River

About three weeks ago, we here at TVgasm reported an unusual Drea De Matteo sighting in an old, crappy van. [...]


The Apprentice

Don’t Hate Me Because I’m Beautiful

There was so much bickering on last night’s episode of The Apprentice that the producers didn’t even have any time [...]