Let’s all talk shit about Amy!

Hello my lovies! We start off this week with Fallen,J-Bloat and Mobama sitting around a table looking like hell. The [...]

Welcome back to the Bachelor Pad, Gasmi. It’s an episode full of tears this week because TWO couples go home…TWO!!!!! Just [...]

Last week was Part One of the Real Housewives of New York trip to St. Barths.  Everyone had a grrreat [...]

Quick! Stop the wagon so Captain Needy can climb back on!

Four way monkey Hola Gasmii!!! I hope you had a very safe and very fun Labor Day weekend. MrWallace and I [...]

Do you read TVgasm recaps and think to yourself how much better you would be as a recapper? Well now [...]

How come Tyra’s ass doesn’t get blurred out?

Remember how exciting last week was? Well, this is Big Brother, so Expect the Unexpected, which is to say: Expect [...]

Go out squealing if you can.

The season finale of Toddlers & Tiaras brings us to Tennessee for the Beautiful Me: 50s Pageant.  Kids scream, slap [...]

BB: “I realize English may be a difficult language to understand, but STOP still means STOP!” Old Mother Hubbard, or in [...]

Last week, the ladies were primping and preparing for the long-awaited trip to St. Barths.  Ramona launched her red wine, [...]

I’m sorry for the delay guys.  My sister in law was visiting from England for 10 days… I barely survived. Awww, [...]

  Well Hellloooooo! Welcome to the Season Finale of Hollywood Exes. Yes it’s over…sigh, of relief or sadness, you choose.   We start [...]

As Commercial as Apple Pie     Hola Gasmii! First up, thank you all for the Tim Gunn/Dmitry hottub drenching suggestions! Commenter [...]

When we ended the last (amazing) episode, Britney was sobbing after being put on the block as Dan’s replacement, Ian [...]

The fight that THE COOKBOOK, THE GOLD DIGGER COMMENT, THE CHRISTENING & THE SNUB built!

A Very Special Episode about bullying.

Didn’t see that coming did you? #BetrayAl

Gordon takes on a tacky, douchey, nightmare in San Diego.

So long!

The season finale of Toddlers & Tiaras is the Beautiful Me: 50’s Pageant, something even the moms in the pageant [...]

Hi, guys! Let’s all be in a good mood, because Big Brother is VERY ENTERTAINING tonight, for the first time [...]

Wow! That was a really stupid finale and didn’t resolve anything! I actually watched it live, which may have  put [...]

Whoa, Black Patsy, (Bam-ba-lam).

It’s time to say goodbye to our favorite f****ed-up parents.  All problems will be resolved in a charming, mature, and [...]

The Final Four work their final service.

Everyone needs to man up.

Hello, Gasmii! We’re here for another installment of Who’s the Biggest Whore?! There are several contestants in the running and [...]

The Keating corners the market on tacky crap.

This week begins with J-Bloat telling us she is sleeping peacefully when she is “awoken” by the beautiful sound that [...]

Grimm: Bad Moon Rising or Coyotl Ugly   This episode, Bad Moon Rising (Creadence Clearwater: “I see the bad moon arising, I see trouble [...]

Schizophrenic nonsense: this episode has it in spades.

Almost done!

Amy is a drunken mess while Liz has daddy issues.

The ladies head to St. Barths, so let the drama begin.  Carole deals with her discomfort of traveling in a [...]

Honestly, Walt, you’re being a pain in the ass right now

The bloodfeud simmers over!

Real Heidi Hola Gasmii! As much as I care about how fantastic your weekends were, I care so much more about this [...]