Let’s all talk shit about Amy!
Hello my lovies! We start off this week with Fallen,J-Bloat and Mobama sitting around a table looking like hell. The [...]
Welcome back to the Bachelor Pad, Gasmi. It’s an episode full of tears this week because TWO couples go home…TWO!!!!! Just [...]
Last week was Part One of the Real Housewives of New York trip to St. Barths. Everyone had a grrreat [...]
Four way monkey Hola Gasmii!!! I hope you had a very safe and very fun Labor Day weekend. MrWallace and I [...]
Do you read TVgasm recaps and think to yourself how much better you would be as a recapper? Well now [...]
Remember how exciting last week was? Well, this is Big Brother, so Expect the Unexpected, which is to say: Expect [...]
The season finale of Toddlers & Tiaras brings us to Tennessee for the Beautiful Me: 50s Pageant. Kids scream, slap [...]
BB: “I realize English may be a difficult language to understand, but STOP still means STOP!” Old Mother Hubbard, or in [...]
Last week, the ladies were primping and preparing for the long-awaited trip to St. Barths. Ramona launched her red wine, [...]
I’m sorry for the delay guys. My sister in law was visiting from England for 10 days… I barely survived. Awww, [...]
Well Hellloooooo! Welcome to the Season Finale of Hollywood Exes. Yes it’s over…sigh, of relief or sadness, you choose. We start [...]
As Commercial as Apple Pie Hola Gasmii! First up, thank you all for the Tim Gunn/Dmitry hottub drenching suggestions! Commenter [...]
When we ended the last (amazing) episode, Britney was sobbing after being put on the block as Dan’s replacement, Ian [...]
The fight that THE COOKBOOK, THE GOLD DIGGER COMMENT, THE CHRISTENING & THE SNUB built!
A Very Special Episode about bullying.
Gordon takes on a tacky, douchey, nightmare in San Diego.
The season finale of Toddlers & Tiaras is the Beautiful Me: 50’s Pageant, something even the moms in the pageant [...]
Hi, guys! Let’s all be in a good mood, because Big Brother is VERY ENTERTAINING tonight, for the first time [...]
Wow! That was a really stupid finale and didn’t resolve anything! I actually watched it live, which may have put [...]
It’s time to say goodbye to our favorite f****ed-up parents. All problems will be resolved in a charming, mature, and [...]
Hello, Gasmii! We’re here for another installment of Who’s the Biggest Whore?! There are several contestants in the running and [...]
This week begins with J-Bloat telling us she is sleeping peacefully when she is “awoken” by the beautiful sound that [...]
Grimm: Bad Moon Rising or Coyotl Ugly This episode, Bad Moon Rising (Creadence Clearwater: “I see the bad moon arising, I see trouble [...]
The ladies head to St. Barths, so let the drama begin. Carole deals with her discomfort of traveling in a [...]