Everyone is perfect! Except for the two who get eliminated.

Walt turns 51; Skyler attempts a 5150.

Brookeback Mountain.

RomCom and Grandpa take it to more dramatic territory.

Karma, she is a bitch.

Making these Lost Girls leave Neverland.

Hellloooo Gasmi! Welcome to week 8, yes week 8, of Hollywood Exes. This shit has gotten good, and by good we [...]

It’s eviction time! And a new HoH is crowned.

Quitters Never Prosper Hola Gasmii! We have the long-awaited quitter’s episode! We start by finding that Grandma has disappeared!!! At first everyone [...]

Season 4, episode 3 already!  Time flies.  Last week we saw the glorious win of Patricia and her mole for [...]

Say goodbye to Erika.

Welcome back to another week of The Real Housewives of New York.  Last week, George and Sonja finally met in [...]

 No Quiero Jessica  Wow, Gasmii! We are all up in the muck this week! Can we hear a Hallelujah? 15 years after [...]

The power of veto competition is held, and some actual game play happens.

I guess that the powers that be at Bravo were paying attention to my recaps, because we start this episode [...]

I love it when a season comes together and Toddlers & Tiaras did just that this week! This is the [...]

Well, with the bore snore bus trip of the century taking place on the Real Housewives of New Jersey, I’m [...]

If I could base my psychic abilities on my Teen Mom predictions, I would be vying for my own reality [...]

Shane to Danielle: “Do you know what a dork is? A whale’s penis…. just call me ‘Whale Penis’. ” The awkwardness [...]

Will the real diva please stand up.

Payback time for Amber starts now.

Simplicity is a virtue, Sorkin.

Some crappy storylines are finally tied up, and the Authority’s crazy religious tentacles start reaching into other characters’ lives.

Yes, you are having a great time!  Ok, Gasmii- we are back for another week of drama, betrayal, vendettas [...]

A housemate-created music video of some song I’ve never heard introduces this episode.  It was probably better than the real [...]

A surprise sneaks in between the usual drama.

Frank: “I’m like the blocked kyrptonite. I don’t know what it is! I’m just lucky, I guess!” “Shanielle” are certain that [...]

Last week’s episode was filled with old, sexed-up George.  The ladies are finally heading back to New York, so let’s [...]

Pay attention girls- this is what happens when you get too close to a nut sack. Hola, Gasmii- another week [...]

Ru forces three women to grow the hell up.

We start out with confrontation time between Giana and Renee.  Giana says that each of her parents have two completely [...]

Hola Gasmii! I spent the weekend at the beach having a fabulous time so I might come off as kind [...]

Who gets a story handed to them this week?

Last week on Big Brother: the producers changed everything and blamed it on “America,” and now everything is bullshit. We resume [...]

Boobs, boobs and more cone boobs! We head back north to the Garden State of New Jersey for this week’s episode [...]

Lesbians and Swinging…This is ABC Family right?

Who put a dick in this box? Hello lovelies! Jane was down with a migraine yesterday so we’re bringing you our [...]

Greetings, Gasmii! We’re back with another episode of “Million Dollar Listing: LA.” Last episode finally saw the drama between Team [...]

 The Chefs come into the Kitchen and Curtis Stone (Cold Fox or SCF, as I am abbreviating) is there, [...]

Curtis Stone(ColdFox) is back as the host.  I’m warning you, I have a major thing for this dude.  I [...]