From the mouths of idiots.

So another week of Hollywood Exes is upon us. Sigh. We really like these ladies. Sigh. It’s hard to be [...]

  Welcome back! To check out TheMiki’s recap of the first recap, click here. Previously on Big Brother, D List Celebrity Lookalike [...]

The storm is coming, people.  T&T spinoffs never stop giving. We’re getting back in our groove with this episode of Toddlers [...]

Finally, the answer we’ve all been waiting for… What makes Russell’s dick hard??

I will chew you up and spit you out Good morning, Gasmii. I feel like there was a lot going on [...]

For the first time in six years, Farrah, Ashley, and Debra will be under the same roof.  This should prove [...]

One contestant makes history! Everyone else chokes.

Will berates a series of women. But only to civilize them.

It is probably time to start a lingo death watch as Pleather continues on her path of destruction.  Holla!  So, [...]

  We are down to the Final Six contestants.  Gangster Anne Burrell, Nikki, Ippy with his hair in a lovely chignon [...]

Hello again, Gasmii. It’s nice to be back after a small vacation last week. I have to admit, I did [...]

In part two of the Real Housewives of Orange County Season 7 Reunion, there’s an email war, a deadbeat dad [...]

It turns out you can apply what you learned from your high school science project to your life of crime.

Hello, Gasmii.  It’s another episode of the show that no one watches.  Now that Big Brother has started, I’m thinking [...]

A challenging episode.

Prom Fright Prologue: Hello, friends! Time for another installment of one of the greatest television programs of our time. ;- [...]

Nerd makeovers!

The Viacom and DirecTV fiasco will not keep me down, y’all!  I had to buy this episode from iTunes, so [...]

With Pleather’s Yummie commitments finally behind her, she is free to enjoy London with the ladies.  First on the agenda [...]

Guess who’s NOT coming to dinner?

Alright dolls, now where did we leave off?  I was leaving the country in hopes of causing an international incident [...]

First week of competition!!

Morgan freaks out and Fran gets wedding fever.

It’s the first ever coach competition, and this season’s first elimination ceremony. Oh, and it’s boring.

We open with John Ross outside Elena’s house on Southfork.  He reminisces about growing up and Elena wants him to [...]

Happy 2011!

Welcome back to another season of Toddlers & Tiaras! The California Tropic pageant is being held in Phoenix, Arizona, because [...]

And we’re back with the guys on “Million Dollar Listing LA” after a week off for the 4th of July. [...]

Bathing suits are scary.

  Wake me when its over   Hello Gasmii!!! The end is in sight! We will soon be overrun by monstrous human-shaped wunderkind [...]

Lucas is more tweaked out than Courtney Love on an average Tuesday.

It’s ringer time!

We meet the people who care for the leaders of tomorrow.

Everything’s better with Willam.

You won’t seafood like this any time soon!

I want your love, and to make my face bleed.

A teaching moment for all.

Big Brother is back, which means it’s time for our first group recap! We’ll start our full regular recaps with [...]

Hello folks! We’re back for another week of Hollywood Exes with our fingers crossed for some good drama. We [...]