Hey Gasmii! I have to be honest: I thought this week was the season finale. I wrote this long, beautiful [...]

Welcome back, loyal viewer! The show starts with a pre-recorded video of the Top 5 talkin’ ’bout issues and how [...]

The shark is lying in bed smoking a butt after having been jumped so hard.

If you can’t beat ‘em…whine!

Good news!  Kim is back for another season of Don’t Be Tardy…  How exciting!  Will we see her in a [...]

Hello, there Gasmii. I apologize for this being a little later than usual. I don’t really have a good excuse. [...]

The morning starts with these twits staring out the window at a lizard. If you find that odd, Rocky is [...]

  I’ll leave who the stupid hoe is up to you, but in my opinion, spelling the ebonics pronunciation of “whore” [...]

Val Kilmer weighs 180 pounds. That’s why it’s called fantasy people!

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

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Hello Everyone!  Welcome to the recap of Episode 2 of the 5th Season of Tabatha Takes Over.  I love [...]

Being and Nothingness.

Well, it was a fun-filled week in Teen Mom current events. Farrah managed to literally whore herself out. Gary Head [...]

Can I have more Colette?

  On this week’s Watch What Crappens, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo), Ben Mandelker, (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) talk the Married [...]

Kim explains it all

Good day fellow race fans! Fran & Big B comin’ attcha with this weeks recap! Who do we got left? Slapshot [...]

This show starts with some good news- the designers get to meet this week with the buyers to hear what [...]

ABC packs every possible twist and turn into this ep, so expect a snoozefest for the rest of the series.

Hello, my gasmii!!  Happy Tuesday!!  I was minding my own business, taking a quiz called “Are you scientifically literate?” doing [...]

For more reviews, just keep it playing!    Brewz Willis is back with a rap review of 42. Enjoy, and share [...]

Everyone prays about everything, and I pray for Lifetime to film more interesting people.

Greetings, Gasmii.  The world is a sad, crazy, dangerous place.  I’m glad we have some reality tv to take our [...]

This JUST happened.

Greetings, Gasmii! It’s the halfway point of this season of “DWTS.” Last week, we lost Lisa and Gleb and no [...]

Final Four!

Do you wanna know a secret? Do you promise not to tell?

Now THIS is more like it. Political machinations, attempted rapes, a bit of dismemberment, and of course boobs… GoT seems [...]

I would like to just say I’m sorry for the lateness of this recap!  But I had some major family [...]

Soldier on, Sissies!

Howdy guys and dolls! Something about this episode was off to me. Some interesting things occurred, but the way everything [...]

Hey Gasmii! Last week, the designers got to work on their own; well, except that they had former-contestant “sewing assistants” [...]

    Welcome back, fellow person who still watches American Idol.   So how does one go from the Top [...]

Patriotic Booty.

Magician and party guys

Hello peeps. It’s been 2 weeks since the last episode so lets jump (tee hee) back in! We left off [...]

  Welcome back, glitter fairies and unicorns and other things found in Ryan Seacrest’s underpants. This week, the Idol producers responded [...]

Carla gets set up and Love gets sent packing.

Mean Muggin’ is my new favorite thing to say, do, and rap about! Javi is taking his Air Force entrance exam [...]