Will there be a wedding showdown?

Day two of the audition rounds (goes about as expected)…

The Glee Project is back! But do we want it to be?

According to Kim, since it’s 11-11-11, the universe is aligning for the wedding of the century.  For everyone else, the [...]

The wedding that Bravo built.

Welcome to the season premier of Million Dollar Listing LA.! The intro includes a montage of our three real estate [...]

Past transgressions catch up to everyone. Except Jackie, of course.

Well, I’m pretty sure most of us knew this was coming. Someone was going to commit suicide, and given his [...]

Day one of the MasterChef auditions.

Andrew gets a couple of drunken smackdowns.

Finally!  One word sums it up.  It’s been a long eight weeks for Kim and her people preparing for the [...]

Does it seem to you that Curtis tries not to blink to show off his blue eyes? @janeandblanche

It’s the Voice only with a bunch of hobags!

Too much plastic surgery Jenny McCarthy, too much.   Welcome to Love in the Wild! Hosted by a genuine cougar! My personal [...]

Alexis won’t be intervened.

Previously on the premier of “Hell’s Kitchen” the men and women split into two gender-based teams to be abused by prove their [...]

Alright – It’s time to see some crazy gypsy bitches beat the shit out of each other.  Oh – and [...]

In which nightmares come true. Duh.

Love. Her. Ribollita! Ricotta (non)cheese! Bacci ball! Cat’s crazy backteased hair! You guessed it, Gasmii, we are in Italy! The reshuffled teams [...]

Last season’s reunion show was extremely caustic and catty.  The finger-pointing and screaming over each other were non-stop, making it [...]

Next week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Brooks gets a beaver face, Tamra goes to gay pride, and [...]

It’s week of 4 The Bachelorette and when we last left Charlotte’s most eligible widow she was applying for permits [...]

Shut up, Dr. Drouche.

Scallops are forever ruined in the season opener.

Reunited! And it feels so good.

Double the episodes, double the disappointment

Hello, Gasmii! Welcome to part two of the “Hell’s Kitchen” season premier! As BlueCanary said in yesterday’s minicap, we will be [...]

Previously on Food Network Star, Rock N Roll- aka Josh was sent packing.  But that’s ok because his band is [...]

Gordon is back, with a new season of Hell’s Kitchen! This time, he’s looking to staff his own place: Gordon [...]

With three new housewives replacing Alex, Jill, Kelly, and Cindy, the drama promises to be fresh and sparkly clean.  The [...]

Shparkle lets Jack do the talking.

This is what happens to pageant girls when they age. Ugly faces, pissy judges and multiple personality disorders permeate this [...]

The Loosest A-Hole Here Last night, The Real Housewives of New Jersey tipped their hat to the gays. Rosie came out [...]

Previously, on Duets: I cried when I realized this one person I respect immensely, Forget the stellar musicianship and charming personality, [...]

The wedding is only two days away, but Kim doesn’t think things are going as well as they should be.  [...]

L.A. Auditions bring out the perv in Mary

In which women are for sale. Literally. And figuratively, since this is Mad Men, after all.

So long, farewell…

Recapping the trailer for RHONY before the premiere!

The only thing more painful than watching their day to day life is watching them sit on a couch and talk.