Six girls head to Macau (China), but only five survive. (One is kiilled.) (No, she’s not. Just kidding.)

We’re back!! Our amazing tech guys have restored us to our former look and basically changed/tweaked/improved everything under the hood. [...]

The party’s over.

(Black) Swan song

Bitchin’.

Daniel is a daddy’s boy

Or…Pinocchio Says Phuket

It Hurts My Feelings When I’m Selfish

It’s almost over.

Without passive aggression, the entire Housewives franchise would die a swift death.

Overcoached!

Carlos and Gabby fight because it’s an episode of this show.

SO I have found that there is a slight problem with doing my recaps so quickly. Sometimes the places where I get my episode pics are not as fast as I am. Rather than be patient and wait I am going to type each song into Google and get my pictures for this episode from there.

Myranda and Eric learn how to take care of a baby in spite of themselves.

Summer finally returns but we only have 2 episodes left until the series finale

Well, friends, here we are at the end of our amazing six-week journey. I feel like I’ve grown a lot [...]

You know what I want to hear more than anything else in the entire world? I want to hear about [...]

The dreaded zapper emerges!

Opportunities abound for Drita and Karen.
You know what? At least Drita isn’t deluding herself into thinking she can have a singing career, so I’ll play along.

Birds duet, bees duet…

Bonjour mis Gasmii! Bienvenu à la nuit de la musique classique! I wish I could claim this recap’s title as my [...]

A swarthy reality show host saves the world by doing what he does best, making love.

Más lucha, más griterío, bebiendo. Opa!!

Tears, raps, rhymes, boob pressing and a whole lot more!

Fransolonely continues to reveal the one facet of her personality.

FINALLY!

We did it guys. We finally made it to regionals. And this time it’s serious. Wait sorry. That’s tomorrow’s Glee [...]

Every Housewife has a little Kim Zolciak in them, but just how much?

In which flying diarrhea gets the war flowing again.

Dragging on…at least there’s only 5 of these hos left!

Not as bad as the last episode!

Susan… I’m gay.

Cry Babies, Dumb Asses, and One Nasty Ass Bitch

This week on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, we relive a little more drama courtesy of THE COOKBOOK and [...]

The wig’s not really falling off. It’s making a mad dash for the subway.-BSL #DontBeTardyfortheWedding Recap #url#

I told you that bitch crazy.

The Circle City Wild West Showdown pageant takes us to the booming metropolis of Indianapolis, Indiana, yee-ha!  Pageant Co-Director and [...]

Kim Z gets more time on your TV!

The models walk for the Dochester Collection Fashion Prize, and then it’s all, “Hello, Kitty!”

Resuuuuults