I loves me some Real Housewives of Orange County!! Unfortunately, I can only stand to write ten weekly pages about [...]

This recap isn’t The Avengers but check it out anyway. Get ready for a week of tense rehearsals, not-so-tense performances, and [...]

The Amanda Clarke Edition

The Road to the Finale

As I live and breathe, a babydaddy who is a real man.

So The Amazing Race meets Top Chef on ‘roids?

Snakes!  Not on a plane!    Ah, pageant moms…what would we do without them?  This week on Toddlers & Tiaras we head [...]

Top 200 here we come!!!

You can’t get better than this!

Regina invites us to taste her forbidden fruit!

Winning.

Karen gets laid and the whole world dry heaves in response.

A moment of silence for the weave please.

Cinderella with a twist and Nick escapes being revealed once again!

Is Doomsday upon us?

It’s done! But we love it so much we’re gonna finish twice!

The finals!!! Music to my ears! And Juliet’s hair is brown again!!! Everything good is happening in my life. I [...]

Bethenny wants a bar in her closet. Closet drinker jokes, anyone??!

Camille Grammer enters the pageant world, and Eden fails yet another audition.

Cutabitch demonstrates what else “C” stands for.

Storybook & Co. pageant, “Diamonds are a Girl’s Best Friend.” Well duuuh.

Let’s play catch-up on Grimm! *BONUS* Minicap included.

This week on the Real Housewives of New Jersey…they made me dizzy.  Literally.  I just finished watching and I’m still [...]

I could have laughed all night, I could have laughed all night…..

Amanda leads the ladies into the final frontier: Texas BBQ.

Time for another installment of As the Tardy Wig Turns.

Is this shit almost over?

What happens in Vegas… sucks.

Kim should have let her mom get that Bjork get-up after all

The air gets cleared. Not that it helps.

Six girls head to Macau (China), but only five survive. (One is kiilled.) (No, she’s not. Just kidding.)

We’re back!! Our amazing tech guys have restored us to our former look and basically changed/tweaked/improved everything under the hood. [...]

The party’s over.

(Black) Swan song

Bitchin’.

Daniel is a daddy’s boy

Or…Pinocchio Says Phuket

It Hurts My Feelings When I’m Selfish

It’s almost over.

Without passive aggression, the entire Housewives franchise would die a swift death.