I’m talking. You should really look at me. After about an hour of explaining about how intense the competition is tonight, [...]
Roman will only tattoo what he wants on you so get used to it.
Briana doesn’t deserve to be this understandably miserable.
The Fairview police make Chief Wiggum look like Sipowicz.
Two points of business before we launch into the details of “If You’re Just An Evil Bitch, Then Get Over [...]
Hey dudes and dudettes- Sorry for all the rape references last recap. I guess I was confused- I thought all these [...]
I may have rocked this look in celebration… Last week the girls arrived at the training center in Colorado to compete [...]
Beware jailbait, recent widowers, and baby brothers. Appendages might end up getting snipped off by garden tools.
When life hands you lemons, make jam from them and smash the jar against the wall.
Hey, remember the last eight weeks?
Theeeey’re baaaack! And with a vengeance! The season premiere of Toddlers & Tiaras did not disappoint with its share of [...]
Howdy to all my sparkling diamonds out there! This was the week I was relieved to not be recapping the [...]
It’s mcweanis and I’m ba-ack…. You should know that I really, really love you, cause it’s almost finals time at law [...]
It’s LIVE eliminations time and Christina’s boobies are back out to play! AND she’s magically tan! Carson has the most difficult [...]
Before we talk about any sort of talent on the show, I feel it necessary to discuss the ridiculousness that [...]
Grab your Kleenex™ because tonight’s episode is sure to bring a tear to your eyes. Either from sadness or laughter. [...]
And we’re back with the second half of Donald’s love affair with seeing himself on TV. We previously left off just [...]
Sometimes you cry from hormones, and sometimes you cry ’cause this sucks.
We see Betty is suiting up for another fancy soiree, but something seems to be amiss. Her normally svelte frame [...]