I’m talking. You should really look at me. After about an hour of explaining about how intense the competition is tonight, [...]

Ragging on Alicia from Survivor, one tweet at a time.

A thousand monkeys with laptops finally wrote something.

Never had it. Never will.

Roman will only tattoo what he wants on you so get used to it.

Briana doesn’t deserve to be this understandably miserable.

The Fairview police make Chief Wiggum look like Sipowicz.

Two points of business before we launch into the details of “If You’re Just An Evil Bitch, Then Get Over [...]

Hey dudes and dudettes- Sorry for all the rape references last recap. I guess I was confused- I thought all these [...]

Miami Bitch.

I may have rocked this look in celebration… Last week the girls arrived at the training center in Colorado to compete [...]

Hard to say goodbye.

Beware jailbait, recent widowers, and baby brothers. Appendages might end up getting snipped off by garden tools.

Things go from bad to worse for Renee.

Truth hurts.

When life hands you lemons, make jam from them and smash the jar against the wall.

Equal parts Batman, booze and Looney Tunes.

The ladies are in a giving mood.

Fiesta time!!

I’m beginning to think we will never run out of skanks.

Hey, remember the last eight weeks?

Turning DILF’s to MILF’s.

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Theeeey’re baaaack!  And with a vengeance!  The season premiere of Toddlers & Tiaras did not disappoint with its share of [...]

Mother Knows Best!!

Howdy to all my sparkling diamonds out there! This was the week I was relieved to not be recapping the [...]

It’s mcweanis and I’m ba-ack…. You should know that I really, really love you, cause it’s almost finals time at law [...]

Baby Jane runs a B and B.

It’s LIVE eliminations time and Christina’s boobies are back out to play! AND she’s magically tan! Carson has the most difficult [...]

The crying game.

Welcome to Miami!

Before we talk about any sort of talent on the show, I feel it necessary to discuss the ridiculousness that [...]

Grab your Kleenex™ because tonight’s episode is sure to bring a tear to your eyes. Either from sadness or laughter. [...]

Engaged and poorly aged.

And we’re back with the second half of Donald’s love affair with seeing himself on TV. We previously left off just [...]

Sometimes you cry from hormones, and sometimes you cry ’cause this sucks.

We see Betty is suiting up for another fancy soiree, but something seems to be amiss. Her normally svelte frame [...]

There are 11,223 reasons not to watch this crap.

We all have our ups and downs…

Bethenny learns that other people than her mom make up shit about her.