Fiesta time!!

I’m beginning to think we will never run out of skanks.

Hey, remember the last eight weeks?

Turning DILF’s to MILF’s.

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Theeeey’re baaaack!  And with a vengeance!  The season premiere of Toddlers & Tiaras did not disappoint with its share of [...]

Mother Knows Best!!

Howdy to all my sparkling diamonds out there! This was the week I was relieved to not be recapping the [...]

It’s mcweanis and I’m ba-ack…. You should know that I really, really love you, cause it’s almost finals time at law [...]

Baby Jane runs a B and B.

It’s LIVE eliminations time and Christina’s boobies are back out to play! AND she’s magically tan! Carson has the most difficult [...]

The crying game.

Welcome to Miami!

Before we talk about any sort of talent on the show, I feel it necessary to discuss the ridiculousness that [...]

Grab your Kleenex™ because tonight’s episode is sure to bring a tear to your eyes. Either from sadness or laughter. [...]

Engaged and poorly aged.

And we’re back with the second half of Donald’s love affair with seeing himself on TV. We previously left off just [...]

Sometimes you cry from hormones, and sometimes you cry ’cause this sucks.

We see Betty is suiting up for another fancy soiree, but something seems to be amiss. Her normally svelte frame [...]

There are 11,223 reasons not to watch this crap.

We all have our ups and downs…

Bethenny learns that other people than her mom make up shit about her.

Hell On Earth

Pauly D brings the class.

Here it is LIVE PERFORMANCE TIME! Or AMERICAN IDOL ON STEROIDS TIME! First up in a roided out performance is Jermaine [...]

KELLY PARKER IS BACK!

Partial eclipse of the heart.

Oh shit, Gasmii. Can you believe what happened this week on Celebrity Apprentice? Besides the unexpected three hour tour on [...]

Daddies I’d like to frock!

The long-awaited season finale!

Well it’s time for everyone who spent many a sleepless night worrying about Lamar Odom ever finding work outside of [...]

Howdy, Gasmii!  First up, I want to thank everyone who’s spent the season reading these recaps, and the folks who [...]

Anyone else tired of this guy??? Hello, dearest readers, and welcome to the very last Alcatraz recap of the season…or possibly [...]

Stinky is as Stinky does.

The password is…over-identification.

… and if anyone, anywhere wanted to see Abe’s bouncing bare ass.

Katie and Joey make a baby and an ep that feels much longer than it is.

The models hit Toronto Fashion Week, and then they get covered in organic maple syrup!

Mark and Robin send thanks from their toasty living rooms.

LET’S KILL BRIDGET!  - Umm, ok??? Does anyone remember the movie Let’s Scare Jessica To Death? It came out in the [...]