Recaps
Survivor

MiniCap: Survivor

Bum-Puzzled is just another word for Dumbass


Tabatha Takes Over

Tabatha Takes Over Recap: Flavio of Love

A beauty school gets turnaround, Tabs has a new beau, and curmudgeonly Mr. P shows his soft side. Sorta.


The Challenge

Minicap: The Challenge

Emily mixes up “innocent” and “ignorant.”


Watercooler

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows: Thursday, March 8

Happy World Kidney Day!


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Bad Girls Club:Everybody’s Trippin’

Lake Havasu is weeping.


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Drag Race Recap: The Willam Show

Willam’s boat is pretty.


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American Idol 2012 – Top 13

The top 13 perform. Sorta.


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Alcatraz Recap: Part 1: The Ames Brothers

And what, exactly, are you shining that light at, missy? After being pre-empted for a rain-delayed NASCAR race, Alcatraz was back [...]


Ringer

Minicap: RINGER – You’re Way Too Pretty To Go To Jail

  Hey Machado – I switched out my bangs wig for this one – thoughts?   Minicap: RINGER – The Ballad of the [...]


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Celebrity Apprentice: Plugging Ivanka

Turns out, this IS the Aubrey show.


The Bachelor

The Bachelor Recap: Rehashing and Trashing

This week, the women tell all, or mostly stuff we’ve already seen.  But they start by teasing us with the [...]


Tabatha Takes Over

Minicap: Tabatha Takes Over

Howdy, Gasmii!  So glad to be back on the Gasm – and thanks to all of you who followed us [...]


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Mob Wives Recap: Tricks not Treats

Halloween, Mob Wives Style.


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Storage Wars Recap: Death Rides with the Drinking Driver

Barry gets a sign, and Brandi learns the true wackness of crack.


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Minicap: Dance Moms

Snausages.


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MiniCap: Alcatraz

Nothing sneakier than a 6-foot bald dude wielding a giant wrench. Heeeeeyyyyyyy Gasmii!! Did you miss me last week? I missed [...]


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MiniCap: Being Human

Control M for Miserable!


The Walking Dead

The Walking Dead: The Ginger Zombie

That rascal is causing all kinds of trouble. Also, justice and stuff.


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MiniCap: Bethenny Ever After

More Montauk this week!


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MiniCap: Drag Race

The queens get schooled on their herstory.


Smash

Minicap: Smash

Let’s Be Bad


Revenge

REVENGE Recap: Scandal

Daniel is so screwed


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Jersey Shore: Mind Your P’s & K’s

Never underestimate the importance of clear diction.


Survivor

Survivor Recap: Matt Gets a Coltonoscopy

***PottyMouth is currently travelling the world hunting down the little Indonesian rascal hacker, so this week you have a fill [...]


Top Chef

Top Chef Recap: Inspired By Dairy Queen

Keeping hot stuff hot and cool stuff cool just makes everything piss-warm…


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Being Human Recap: Don’t Fear the Eurotrash

Raccoons don’t care about your existential BS.


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We’re Baaaack! Mostly

Lord what a week! Our little team of nerd monkeys has toiled away to get us back up and running. [...]


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Drag Race Recap: Snatch Game

We’re all on uppers, downers and candy corn.


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Project Runway Recap: Wasting Energy

Even darkness doesn’t help. It’s like a bad date.


The Walking Dead

Minicap: The Walking Dead

On this week’s episode, our characters spend an entire hour debating whether to kill Randall the Interloper or not. Somehow it manages to be a pretty exciting hour regardless, particularly because of the DEATH of one of the MAJOR CHARACTERS at the end of it. You read that right. Let’s get to it!


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Minicap: Dance Moms

Happy days are here again.


The Bachelor

The Bachelor: Sloppy Seconds in Switzerland

The Bachelor week 8 starts with everyone getting ready to head to Switzerland where Ben will decide which of the [...]


Tabatha Takes Over

Minicap: Tabatha Takes Over

Tabs does her best, but H Design owner Brian is beyond help.


The Walking Dead

Walking Dead Recap: My Daughter’s Suicidal. Meh.

A father’s fight to save his daughter, stalled by…budget cuts


The River

Minicap: The River

Wow, the magic’s definitely out there tonight with a return to the fun thriller/horror mix I haven’t seen since the [...]


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Kitchen Nightmares Recap: Cafe Hon

Is there a quick fix for crazy?


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MiniCap: Being Human

Everyone’s tortured.


Smash

Minicap: Smash

The Cost of Art


Bethenny Ever After

Minicap: Bethenny Ever After

This JUST happened.


Smash

Smash: Enter, Mr. DiMaggio…

Joltin’ Joe’s not gonna go away. Hey, hey, hey.