Ready for another dose of terror Gasmii? So as I sat down to write this week I tried to decide what [...]

It’s a Battle of the Sexes, Survivor Style

Blue Ivy, Blue Ivy, Blue Ivy… how much do I owe?

Maya gives us many more reasons to hate her. MANY.

Sniff…

I forgot how important Valentine’s Day is to teenagers. This is what validates their existence before jobs and money. I’m so [...]

I dunno, I just can’t see Jenelle in the midst of a screaming, cursing fight with Barb, storming out of the house all, “I’M GOING TO YOGA!”

There are fights. And a facial. A facial.

Big Mess in Texas

Everyone makes mistakes. Some people just need a three plus hour telecast to make sure everyone can watch them do it

You’re a good man, Lionel Fusco.

Love at the Jersey Shore

…For who could ever learn to love a Beast?

The lights need to be dimmer on Broadway. Yikes.

KA-BLOOEY!!! Happy Valentine’s week, Gasmii! What’s that? You don’t celebrate Valentine’s for seven days straight?!? What’s WRONG with you?!? JK, I [...]

Hey everybody, welcome back to Top Chef Canada! That’s right, we’ve left Texas behind, knocked its dust from our [...]

A series of unfortunate events

Trashbags filled with things we don’t understand

The artists do such a bad job that Oliver loses his toothpicks…almost.

Season 24 Premiere!

Someone bites it!

This week on The Voice: More blind auditions, less judges singing Prince songs to the relief and rejoicing of all. [...]

Chocolate, flowers, and being a boozy whore. Yup. It’s Valentine’s Day, all right.

I say drown the bitch.

The exes seem to be getting along, except the ones who fall on each other’s heads.

So sorry safari…

This week’s The Bachelor starts off in yet another exotic location… Belize.  I’ve always watched The Bachelor/Bachelorette series and I [...]

Puerto Rico feels bad.

Costume drama.

Is it just me or does Jeff Goldblum make everything seem right in the world? I think this episode would [...]

Gordon Ramsay: Marriage Counselor

Makin’ some horror movie magic!

Bili’s worst nightmare So last week we lost Heather because the judges got tired of her whining and bitching…wait that was [...]

When you think something’s behind you?  It probably is. Day 11-13 The entire crew heads on a full day hike to a [...]

They spend a whole episode cleaning up the zombies they killed in the last episode

The contestants’ first night in Hollywood sparks drama, puking and back-stabbing. So, ya know, typical day in LA.

Don’t go getting too attached to THIS handsome fella… Yes indeed, it’s yet another True Blood alumnus…you may remember the gentleman [...]

This is what we like to call a “walking oxymoron” You see that kid up there? He’s the first in a [...]

Love is the drug

The Callback