Who has 2 thumbs and hates Maya? This recapper.

The naked episode. Naked models, that is, not contestants.

Welcome to Al Fliction’s School of Art, please take a seat and stfu.

We’re in Portland, you guys!

There’s a mouse on a quest to rid the world of a-holes!

The fairytale comes to a burning end like a lit match in a dry forest.

Shout out and a huge thank you to readers sardini and snowshoecat, whose comments convinced me to watch the first [...]

Bridget gets banged

How the Man Got in the Mirror

Reese wants a normal life.

Stealing clothes off pasty poor people

The girls are back in Glee club and they are happier than they have ever been in their short Ohio [...]

Bad decisions are made.

In which one cast member reminds us why these people don’t have real jobs.

Pee Wee Herman is back to terrorize Texans and creep out the Alamo!

Pat’s Hair Shoppe rebuilds its reputation in a pretty new shop.

It’s court day, and Jenelle seriously looks like a Vegas stripper on a day off. Big hair, white sort of dressy sweatpants, and a white vee-neck Victoria’s Secret PINK shirt. Stay classy, kids in America.

That gun is almost as disturbing as that hair. ALMOST. If you caught this week’s episode of Alcatraz, you know exactly [...]

  One word, people.  Only one word could describe the thrill, the intrigue, the drama, the subtle humor that filled the [...]

The shade! The shade of it all!

Glee takes on Michael and I couldn’t be happier! Honestly, I wouldn’t mind if they only did Michael songs for [...]

Kim makes a mess of everyone’s life, meets a medium and makes me hate her more.

I’m kind of a bitch! Wow, Gasmii, that was kind of an intense episode. At first I couldn’t decide if I [...]

Forget feeding poor people, these bitches need weaves!

Tabs goes to Georgia to bring a salon up to date.

I’m sorry I still can’t get over how perfect the title of this episode is.

Newt wants the moon and Ron Paul wants a can with a string.

Gordon tries to make us care about his past exploits.

The Bachelor chooses, yet again, to take Ben and the ladies to another exotic location, Puerto Rico.  I like Ben.  [...]

Hey, it’s Alexander Skarsgard with a terrible haircut! Ok, it’s not, we only wish. Hey-howdy-hey, Gasmii! Did you tune in for Alcatraz [...]

Temptation is a beast…duh.

They’re on a mission from God.

A kinda disgusting reunion.

Toddlers & Tiaras “Glitzy Divas” episode is another Crown Beauties National Pageant, with a lot of delusional moms, bored daughters [...]

Karen lies A LOT!

Face Off season 2 begins! Remember? That makeup artist show? Sigh.

Chummy teammates become bitter adversaries as the chefs are forced to cook to the death!

They’re back, gurrr!

Thank you, President Obama, for shortening The Biggest Loser this week!  It was awesome to have all the crying and [...]

A big ugly dude from Hank’s past is out for revenge!