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MiniCaps

Minicap: Hawaii Five-0

SpaceGrate gets kidnapped, but it’s not ALL good news.


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Kitchen Nightmares Recap: Park’s Edge

Gordon sorts out some issues in suburban Atlanta (again).


Screening Room

VIDEO: Quick n’ Dirty VidCap: Superbowl XLVI: Gayest Superbowl Ever

- This week’s Quick n’ Dirty Video is all Superbowl, baby! Since I know nothing about football, I figured I would [...]


The Challenge

The Challenge Recap: Shirts vs Skins

Vinny is a brainless slab of beef, and Wes is a luckless pile of turkey.


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Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: South African Antics

The Smalls VS. The Talls


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Mob Wives: The Sit Down

Drita, Renee and Big Ang pull an intervention on a former hooker.


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Mob Wives Recap: Old Enemies, New Archenemies

Meet up, talk about Drita, meet up to discuss the previous meet up, meet up, talk about Drita….


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Jersey Shore: Nothing but Nasty

Snooki’s bladder and Mike’s psychosis.


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Dance Moms Recap – Peyton’s Place

Bully for me! Hello everyone. I’d like to throw in a belated thank you to PennyDreadful for the shout-out last week. I’m [...]


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Person of Interest Recap: Honey Pot

Finch has met his match.


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American Idol Recap – The Last One Before Hollywood!

The Good, The Bad and The Completely Pointless Filler.


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Pretty Little Liars Recap: Ho-Stress Cupcakes

Who has 2 thumbs and hates Maya? This recapper.


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Face Off Recap: Is This Too Naked?

The naked episode. Naked models, that is, not contestants.


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Ink Master Recap: Pasties and a Cameltoe

Welcome to Al Fliction’s School of Art, please take a seat and stfu.


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American Idol Recap: Portland

We’re in Portland, you guys!


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Grimm Recap: Snakes, Mice and Crapbags

There’s a mouse on a quest to rid the world of a-holes!


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Kourtney and Kim Take New York – Goodbye New York – Finale

The fairytale comes to a burning end like a lit match in a dry forest.


MiniCaps

Minicap: Jersey Shore

Shout out and a huge thank you to readers sardini and snowshoecat, whose comments convinced me to watch the first [...]


Ringer

RINGER Recap: It Just Got Normal (?)

Bridget gets banged


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Once Upon a Time Recap: Wishful Thinking

How the Man Got in the Mirror


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MiniCap: Person of Interest

Reese wants a normal life.


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Project Runway Recap: Out of the Closet

Stealing clothes off pasty poor people


Glee

Glee Recap: Guns Don’t Kill People, Slushies Do

The girls are back in Glee club and they are happier than they have ever been in their short Ohio [...]


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Being Human Recap: Awk-Ward!

Bad decisions are made.


The Challenge

Minicap: The Challenge

In which one cast member reminds us why these people don’t have real jobs.


Top Chef

Minicap: Top Chef Texas

Pee Wee Herman is back to terrorize Texans and creep out the Alamo!


Tabatha Takes Over

Tabatha Takes Over Recap: Pat’s Hair Shoppe

Pat’s Hair Shoppe rebuilds its reputation in a pretty new shop.


Teen Mom

Teen Mom 2 Recap: Love Comes and Goes…Mostly Goes

It’s court day, and Jenelle seriously looks like a Vegas stripper on a day off. Big hair, white sort of dressy sweatpants, and a white vee-neck Victoria’s Secret PINK shirt. Stay classy, kids in America.


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Alcatraz Recap: No Country For Old Cal

That gun is almost as disturbing as that hair. ALMOST. If you caught this week’s episode of Alcatraz, you know exactly [...]


Ringer

RINGER: Minicap

  One word, people.  Only one word could describe the thrill, the intrigue, the drama, the subtle humor that filled the [...]


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Drag Race Recap: Post Apopalockit Couture!

The shade! The shade of it all!


MiniCaps

Minicap: Glee

Glee takes on Michael and I couldn’t be happier! Honestly, I wouldn’t mind if they only did Michael songs for [...]


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Kourtney and Kim Take NY Recap: Voices From Beyond

Kim makes a mess of everyone’s life, meets a medium and makes me hate her more.


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MiniCap: Dance Moms

I’m kind of a bitch! Wow, Gasmii, that was kind of an intense episode. At first I couldn’t decide if I [...]


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Bad Girls Club:Weaving Las Vegas

Forget feeding poor people, these bitches need weaves!


Tabatha Takes Over

Minicap: Tabatha Takes Over

Tabs goes to Georgia to bring a salon up to date.


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Ink Master MiniCap: Pasties and a Cameltoe

I’m sorry I still can’t get over how perfect the title of this episode is.


Screening Room

VIDEO: Quick n’ Dirty: Republican Debate in Under a Minute

Newt wants the moon and Ron Paul wants a can with a string.


Recaps

Kitchen Nightmares Recap: Naptime!

Gordon tries to make us care about his past exploits.


The Bachelor

The Bachelor Recap: Puerto Rican Shenanigans

The Bachelor chooses, yet again, to take Ben and the ladies to another exotic location, Puerto Rico.  I like Ben.  [...]