Balut. It’s What’s For Dinner.

I will be pulling your strings shortly, punk. This is the Xmas light that was crammed in Danny’s guts (sorry, [...]

Howdy Gasmii! Sixteen chefs remain and continue to make this an immensely gratifying season of Hell’s Kitchen.  It’s great to [...]

It’s a Watch What Crappens Double Feature! We start off with a rundown of all the new shows Bravo just [...]

Kenya’s coming out, everyone’s walking out

Sometimes you just gotta say WTF.

Hmm, Trailer Park yahoos, Satan and Nicolas Cage?Yes Please!

The divers try synchro, and we learn that not all of them have that coordination thing down.

 Hiiiii-eeeeeeee Trivial, pointless, non-sexy, Pursuit We join Carrie and Sebastian playing Trivial Pursuit-boy you guys sure do know how to keep [...]

“Then he seized his left foot with both hands in such a fury that he split in two.” Opening scene [...]

Now THIS is the 80′s It is Halloween in the Hamptons (which sounds like an ABC Family TV movie doesn’t it? [...]

It’s like coming home…

Hola, Gasmii!  Thanks so much for all of your comments every week!  I love reading them. This episode was only [...]

¡Escándalo!

We all say “no thanks” to Love.

Last week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Part One, there was a lot of purring and slurring [...]

Oh, Gasmii, where to begin with this episode? It’s as if the producers knew that I was already bored with [...]

We’re cool now right?  I only tried to secretly use you as collateral against Gov. Well, here we are, my [...]

Let the games begin! I am still processing this episode.  It was definitely one of the soap-iest episodes of the show [...]

Phillip’s Special. Just not in the way he thinks he is.

Kolby starts to scare the crap outta me, Taylor tries to convince her dad she should date, and Olivia hangs out with an old “friend.”

Firecrotch bitches for all!

Hello! Welcome back to the circus! I am beginning to think some of these people, shrinks included, need a good [...]

Hey Gasmii! Sorry I had to take a week off, but I hope you enjoyed the Video Recap from Flipit. I, [...]

Ummmmm…how did this happen? Gasmii!   Before we dive in to this week’s installment of our beloved Hell’s Kitchen, I want [...]

  The show opens with the contestants standing in two straight lines as Ryan goes into some bunk about how the [...]

Lifetime is not even trying anymore.

Is it too soon to wish Anastasia would ride her bike off the bridge? Oh, Portland.  I know you [...]

We see a winner and a whiner.

What Wood August Do?

Sugar Pie Honey Pile of Steaming Crap Cake. Great news – it’s Detroit Night! Coneys and urban prairie for everybody! Smokey [...]

Keep the video playing for all episodes!  On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 3 Reunion Part One, Kim Twitchards [...]

Howdy, Gasmii! It’s week two of “Dancing With the Stars.” Since there was no elimination last week, this is our [...]

Phillip’s Phantasy World

This shit was set up from the get-go

Adam from Matchbox 20 and Allison Baver. Exciting.

Jenelle and Gary are back together and Barb is happy. Jenelle feels better with her new boobs. Gary likes her [...]

I’m back bitches! As you may have noticed, my ass was MIA last week. But as luck would have it [...]

Howdy Gasmii!  I’m really happy I decided on Minicaps since this episode was chock full o’ fun and trying to [...]

Hola Gasmii!  The Voice returned last night with the second part of what is sure to be 32 parts of blind [...]