They’re on a mission from God.
A kinda disgusting reunion.
Toddlers & Tiaras “Glitzy Divas” episode is another Crown Beauties National Pageant, with a lot of delusional moms, bored daughters [...]
Face Off season 2 begins! Remember? That makeup artist show? Sigh.
Chummy teammates become bitter adversaries as the chefs are forced to cook to the death!
Thank you, President Obama, for shortening The Biggest Loser this week! It was awesome to have all the crying and [...]
A big ugly dude from Hank’s past is out for revenge!
I have to assume that jumping into the water without any kind of surfactant would just make them wet and sticky. But I’ve never swum in the Dominican Republic. Maybe their water is special. Or maybe these people are just really, really slippery.
This week’s episode includes 2 bonus angst montages.
Everybody knows slavery produces the best abs.
Good afternoon, everyone. Just wanted to thank y’all for giving me such a warm welcome to the ‘Gasm. I’ve been [...]
Find out what happened to last week’s unfinished tattoo!
This week on the Jersey Shore…. Danny is sick and tired of the housemates dicking off at work, and with Vinny [...]
I do not want your slut muffins, Bree Van de Kamp!
The final Quick n’ Dirty of the season!
When Snow’s lost she can look and she will find James…..
A diabolical conveyor belt and a visit from that scary-ass Charlize Theron in makeup!
I wonder who’s bright idea it was to hold auditions in Aspen? It doesn’t make much sense when you think [...]
It’s Deliverance meets Law and Order SVU!
We don’t call him Randelicious for nothing, babe. He’s hot, and he knows that all Chelsea’s moping will not unfuck this situation.
Beyond Salon is turned around, and in the process two employees get the ole’ heave-ho.
Ah, a face only a mother could love. Welcome to Alcatraz episode 3, Gasmii! As I mentioned in the minicap, this [...]
Bring it on! Okay, so last night I went to see Joan Rivers and came home a little buzzed (drunk) on [...]
Well folks I guess LA got sick of the BGC because now they have been banished to Las Vegas! I’m [...]
Last week’s episode we were introduced to the 10 artists competing for $100,000 and the title of Ink Master. The [...]
***We’ve finally found you the perfect Biggest Loser recapper. Please welcome MollyMcDark to the gasm! Yayyyy…what an awesome assignment…The Biggest Loser! [...]
Part One in my series, ‘Why My Children Aren’t Allowed to Act.’ Furrr REALZ – can you imagine letting some random [...]