Whose Vegas sucks more?

Let’s go overcook some steak at SouthFork Ranch!

I would have just hocked the ring.

The Beast strikes back!

Quinn is going to get Shelby fired because she’s sleeping with puck. Then Shelby will be declared an unfit mother [...]

When another group of kids get Kidnapped, McG and crew save the game again.

Yes, it’s the family visit. Hoo-rah.

Atlantic City: Same as it ever was.

Sam and Alexandra both perform, everyone goes “camping”, and more endless discussion of feelings.

Toddlers & Tiaras Recap: Even Preparation H Couldn’t Help These Kids

Carter’s like “fetch.” She’s just not going to happen.

Yo yo yo, ‘Gasmii!  Got change for a dollar?  Got any change?  Oh, sorry, that was me trying out my [...]

Love and Other Catastrophes

The Teen Mom 2 engine has a lot more power and a much more raw style from the Teen Mom [...]

Crushing the spirits of children since 2011.

The walls have ears. And eyes. And legs…

HOLY. CRAP.

They really want us to love Carter.

Because electronica on a singing show is a GREAT idea.

This JUST happened.

I like big guns and I cannot lie

ANTM crowns a winner, in the loosest sense of the word.

Bar One opens, Cynthia’s mouth should stay closed.

Nolan falls for a hooker. So does Jack.

2 new episodes of drama and excitement!

Street art selling challenge!

It’s part 2 of the reunion

This week it’s all about being saucy and stabbing yourself as punishment!

Travis and Dexter embrace Darkness.

Creepy home-schooled kids

Electronica week?! Seriously?!

…isn’t it crap?

Oh my God. I thought it would never end.

Suicides and people getting hit by cars. Ah, classic Desperate Housewives.

Welcome back AR fans, it’s episode eleven y’all! Isn’t this season just flying by? It felt like just [...]

Teen Mom 2, where the girls are twice as trashy, the babies are twice as cute, and the fights make [...]

So much is going on in Glee right now!!! Holy multiple storylines! I’m very proud of myself for following all the [...]

Cleats, teats, and tears!

Chore begins his acting career; folks volunteer at a horse rescue ranch; Ashley still won’t butt out; as expected, Zyg and Levi hook up again.

Everyone’s screwed!