Is it too soon to wish Anastasia would ride her bike off the bridge? Oh, Portland.  I know you [...]

We see a winner and a whiner.

What Wood August Do?

Sugar Pie Honey Pile of Steaming Crap Cake. Great news – it’s Detroit Night! Coneys and urban prairie for everybody! Smokey [...]

Keep the video playing for all episodes!  On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 3 Reunion Part One, Kim Twitchards [...]

Howdy, Gasmii! It’s week two of “Dancing With the Stars.” Since there was no elimination last week, this is our [...]

Phillip’s Phantasy World

This shit was set up from the get-go

Adam from Matchbox 20 and Allison Baver. Exciting.

Jenelle and Gary are back together and Barb is happy. Jenelle feels better with her new boobs. Gary likes her [...]

I’m back bitches! As you may have noticed, my ass was MIA last week. But as luck would have it [...]

Howdy Gasmii!  I’m really happy I decided on Minicaps since this episode was chock full o’ fun and trying to [...]

Hola Gasmii!  The Voice returned last night with the second part of what is sure to be 32 parts of blind [...]

This week on Watch What Crappens, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo), Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) make their way through [...]

In case you have forgotten who is who Let’s give you a little recap of the characters in this fustercluck.  [...]

Yawn.

Carrie assumes Larissa’s identity. Oh great. Because ONE Larissa isn’t annoying enough. Spring in Castlebury- perfect time to try something new. [...]

Welcome to Atlanta where the doctors playAnd crazy ladies catch shade like every day  I was told that the parties in [...]

Someone needs to realize they’re not all that and a bag of chips.

Greetings Gasmii!  The Voice is back!  Having never seen the show, I have to say I was pleasantly surprised with [...]

“Torture” from the Jackson’s album VICTORY  On my Dream Board, I have the basics. 1) A house in the Hills (hidden from [...]

Starting Over

Last time, on The Celebrity Apprentice, LaToya Jackson made one of the two dumbest decisions of her life when she [...]

Love takes issue with the maxi pad industry and CSU plans a jailbird wedding.

Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Brandi told everyone Ad’s babies were made out of playdo mixed with [...]

Hello there, Gasmii! It’s week two of “Dancing With the Stars.” As I’m sure you remember, there was no elimination [...]

No he didn’t light it, but he tried to fight it. Hi, Deadheads…we meet again! Last week we spent the [...]

Hi Gasmii. Please excuse any factual or identification errors in this minicap. I would check my facts, but, somewhat like [...]

Kenya and Phaedra go cheek to cheek.

NSFW  Ladies and gents, please welcome Mr. Brews Williz to the gasm with a NSFW rap review of the fine film [...]

Keep playing for more episodes!  The Real Housewives of Orange County are back for Season 8 next Monday night!! Can these [...]

Fran here. Before we get things started Berry and I would like to apologize to all of you for having [...]

Do you have a rude, sarcastic voice in your head that won’t shut up while you watch the trash TV [...]

Hello! I’m here, recovering from my lumpectomy. Let me tell you – I love surgical centers, I was waited on [...]

RED SHAAAAAAAAAARPIE! This was quite a gratifying episode.  There were so many wonderful aspects of tonight’s episode!   The pen!  - The foster [...]

HELLLOOOOO Gasmii!!! Welcome Back to another week of fashion and fasholenss! We are here once again, and in the same [...]

This quote is from The Book of Doppelgangers… and from what I can gather, the book has nothing to [...]

Red Coat is a zombie…or Jesus.

Back in the land of skanks and hos!

Shitty Evil Dead Reboot.