I blame this all on M Night Shamamamamlamnon

So here we are, a special 90 minute episode of Teen Mom.  These people are delusional, and the most insane [...]

5k for family.

Poor innocent fish.

If only someone took Marnie to the prom.

I can has hickey.

They really didn’t need to show most of this $#!+, but here it is anyway!

You can’t un-cook your books, Ted.

It’s that time a year! We’re back with TVgasm’s Fall Predictions and Previews: Part One! The recappers got together to [...]

A ski trip and TMI about Frasier’s sack.

Meet Kris Kardashian II

First of all, I can’t believe VH1 made this a two-parter. Second of all, who is still curious to see [...]

Two stylists are sent packing!

We open the week with a closeup of a glasses frame sitting on a floor next to Walt’s shoe. A [...]

They’re dressed in black, let’s hope it’s someone’s funeral.

“Queen of Hearts” pageant in Statesboro, Georgia

Real Housewives and sugar free gum

Do you know who you’re sleeping with?

Creoles and Pee Wees

Live Feed Updates

The celebretards are all celebrating their grand opening with grape juice and countless pats on the back. People actually showed [...]

I hope this is all tax deductible

Guess this is only the second worst possible outcome. Yay!

Nobody’s staying anywhere in this episode

Falling down

A classy hooker is still a hooker you know. I say cluster, you say…it’s a Toddlers & Tiaras episode, you know [...]

The return of Psycho.

It’s the day after the grand opening and there are no reservations on the books, again! These celebs can’t seem [...]

The unthinkable happens.

The battle for TVgasm’s newest recapper title begins!

Who to the what now?

Yeehaw, y’all!  Amber’s in jail, Maci’s Southern Git ‘Er Done gene finally kicked in, Farrah’s on her way to sunny [...]

Everything comes to a head, and that head will roll.

Looking back

The Lime Truck makes Hodge Podge look nice

Kim’s a whore? No way!

The hook-ups. The break-ups. The make-ups. The making-us-want-to-throw-ups.

It’s just like Mitch Albom’s classic, but with more meth and murder

Bad taste for a good cause

They’re baaaack!