The troops deserve better.

A shocking secret is revealed, only it’s not that shocking and everyone cries and I just don’t understand.

A stutter and some tears = reality show Kryptonite. As challenging as it is to take an elderly gentleman dressed like [...]

The sheriff returns. I wish his shirt had stayed behind.

Can’t we just put her out of our misery?

On the previous unnecessarily long episode of Dance Moms: Chloe was still suspended; ALDC sucked in Minnesota; Mackenzie may or [...]

Dashley will be back on recap duty next week. Until then, enjoy this video recap!  This week on Project Runway Teams, [...]

Howdy Gasmii! Ready for another fun-filled episode of Hell’s Kitchen?  No? Neither is she. But more on that in a bit!  [...]

Chef K can’t cook up romance

Karen’s stupidity is the most entertaining thing about this entire episode.

Don’t cry. There are other too-hot-and-young-for-you fish in the sea.   Sad single Ryan puts on a brave face and shows up for [...]

Hitting the reset button

Greetings, Gasmii! It’s Season 16 of “Dancing With the Stars.” We’ve got a whole new list of has-beens, D-listers, and [...]

Another week of partying 80′s Style All roads lead to Sebastian.  Groan.  Carrie and Sebastian make out in the hallway at [...]

Next week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Faye Resnick shows up to explain class, Lisa marries her gay [...]

Why yes, I’m still batshit crazy. Why do you ask? Good morning, Gasmii. Hope you enjoyed another AWESOME two-hour episode. This week, [...]

I’m going to start out with a list of things that I liked and hated about the show: 1. Leah’s mascara [...]

The return of Tow Truck Walter

dcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F84062747″> Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com), Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com), and Matt Whitfield (Yahoo) were all back together this week on Watch What Crappens, [...]

Some people need to learn a dive other than cannon ball.

Greetings, Gasmii!  Thank you for all of your comments.  You’ve all given me a lot to think about, and I [...]

Well, the grand, plot-altering highlight of this week is – of course – the full reveal of Eli, the con [...]

Pretty sure their marriage will still be longer than Kim Kardashian’s.

I’d just like to first say that I’m so appreciative of all those who are praying and thinking of my [...]

Hey hey hey Gasmiiiiii!! Are yall ready for love??? Do you love the Bachelor? The Bachelor Pad? Bad Girls Club? [...]

Welcome to Hell’s Kitchen, the last place I’d want to work and certainly the one of the last reality shows [...]

Hey Gasmi! This is a show that I have never watched before, but from what I’ve gathered, Gordon Ramsay is [...]

Previously – Jeremy was eliminated and Chef Gordon Ramsey, aka The Ramster has decided to do something he has fucking [...]

I see London, I hear TMI about these girls’ lady parts.

Hello, Gasmii. Welcome to the VERY LATE edition of The Taste recap. I decided that since Eyediosmio did such a stellar [...]

Can you smell me?

Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, the Flaming Gaysian Muppet reappeared for a Bad Wig-Off with Ken,… Let’s [...]

“The Bachelor” – post-apocalypse Hello, friends, and welcome to another day in the apocalypse! Last week the writers recycled the [...]

Greetings, Gasmii! It’s PopePhilly breaking TVgasm tradition. That’s right! I’m recapping a second season of “Dancing With the Stars.” We’ve got our [...]

Did she really think he wouldn’t recognize her?  Bitch please… Revenge just looooves new characters, don’t it?  When in doubt throw [...]

Ahoy Race Fans! Fran and Berry here, intact and ready to take on the world! Well, maybe not the whole [...]

Weeping like the Seattle skies.

Hola Gasmii! It was a working weekend for us so we’re a little tardy to the party (don’t sue us, [...]

The Mental Defective League, in formation

“So the animals debated how they might drive the robbers out, and at last settled on an idea.” Some of these [...]