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Big Brother Live Feeds

BB13: Live Feed Updates

You asked for it America! Yes, America’s Sweethearts are back and I didn’t quit! Can you believe it? One million people [...]


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Hell’s Kitchen: Pain in the Neck

Leadership is serious business.


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Bachelor Pad 2: Protecting a Terrified Heart

Losers look for love and money.


Teen Mom

Teen Mom: The Overweight Lover Heavy G

Let’s get to the part where we are stunned to learn that Gary Shirley gets laid, shall we?


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Famous Food: When Hookers Rule The World

What is this? Another hurdle?


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Pretty Little Liars: Sweet Dreams (Are Made of THIS?!)

It’s Jason vs. Ezra in a battle of the blands.


The Glee Project

Glee Project: Acting 101- Don’t Be a Fake Bitch

“Be real.” More challenging for some than others.


The Challenge

Challenge: Can Open, Worms Everywhere

The shiteth hath hiteth the fan… eth.


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Hell’s Kitchen: I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell

“Beer Sommelier” is a real thing?


Watercooler

Is Big Brother Rigged?

Rigged? Or is America addicted to ugly couples in love?


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Project Runway: Stilted

A dogless dog of a challenge.


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MasterChef: Kitchen Nightmares

The group tanks Patina, and fillets a salmon.


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Big Brother: RIGGED!!

Rigged!! But it’s fun watching Volvo trying to figure out how a ball works.


The A List

The A-List: When in Doubt…

…channel the Bloch.


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Minicap: Famous Food

Uh-oh Scott’s getting shifty. What kind of designer keeps buying shit that their client doesn’t have money for? Good news [...]


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Big Brother: Rachel’s Sweet 16

Rachel throws a million tantrums.


Toddlers and Tiaras

Toddlers & Tiaras MiniCap

Even Peter Brady is cringing. Rumble in the Jungle pageant in Louisville, Kentucky starts this Toddlers & Tiaras off.  Kudos to [...]


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Platinum Hit: more like Platinum S;%@

A winner is crowned.


The Bachelorette

The Bachelorette: Twisted Sister

Ashley’s family interrogates her suitors until Ashley cries. Then she ignores her family’s dire warnings.


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Celebrity Rehab: Lohan and His Exploding Heart!

More rehabbing


Big Brother Live Feeds

BB13: Live Feed Updates

Live feed updates


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Breaking Bad: AMC’s Fight Night

As The Lie continues expanding, Walt and Skyler make time for some marital boxin’


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Food Truck Race: Preview: Intro to the teams!

Meet the teams!


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Minicap: Hell’s Kitchen

Leadership is overrated.


Teen Mom

Minicap: Teen Mom Terrible Twos

This week on Teen Mom, there are puppies, prying grandmothers, Gary gettin slizzered, and I’m convinced we almost saw the [...]


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KUWTK: Scott Gets His Groove Back

Scotty is throwing drinks back like Kim’s legs at the NBA draft


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Minicap: Masterchef

Minicap of MasterChef


The Real L Word

Real L Word: “The Choaches Fall Into Place”

For the finale, I use the word “choach” way too much. Even for me.


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Bad Girls Club:Call Me Karma

Karma’s A Fun Bitch


So You Think You Can Dance

SYTYCD: And Your Four Finalists Are…..

I’m shocked, SHOCKED I tell you!


The A List

Minicap: The A-List New York

Minicap of The A List New York!


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Expedition Impossible: “Where’s Waldo” Style

Crippled people rule!!!


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Dance Moms: You Get a Solo! And You and You And You!

Jabby channels Oprah as she hands out solos to everyone!


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RHONJ: You Give Housewives A Bad Name

New Years comes to New Jersey


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MiniCap: Hell’s Kitchen

Just another day in Hell.


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Food Network Star: Iron Chef Last Gasp

It’s a sad Kitchen Stadium


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Minicap: Masterchef

Minicap of Masterchef


True Blood

True Blood: Oh, Oh, Oh, It’s Tragic!

It’s magic, murder, and mayhem as Marni / Antonia wages war


So You Think You Can Dance

SYTYCD: Six Pack

Six dancers, four spots in the finale. Dun, dun, dun!!


Whale Wars

Whale Wars: Almost Dangerous

Despite their best efforts, Sea Shepherd doesn’t manage to lose the mothership.