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Big Brother Live Feeds

BB13: Live Feed Updates

Live feed updates


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RHONYC: Armageddon Part 1

The ladies are back for one final (albeit stretched out) battle around the block.


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Project Runway: Quakers, Mormons, and Tootie Cocks

A fresh season of craycray begins!


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MiniCap: Dance Moms

Where are you, Potty Mouth? Please come back and save me from this show!


So You Think You Can Dance

SYTYCD: Melanie, Marko & some other people dance

And Gaga and some other people watch.


Toddlers and Tiaras

Toddlers & Tiaras MiniCap

Wow, there was A LOT of nose-picking in this episode of Toddlers & Tiaras. There must be a dearth of [...]


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Pretty Little Liars: Burn, Maybe, Burn

Let’s add some Spencer fuel to the Daddy-Issues Fire.


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Minicap: Famous Food

It’s time to get to business! Sexy business! Drama! Ashley storms out after she gets called out on her sluttiness and [...]


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Big Brother: Shaving Fauxhawks

Dicklet’s plans come to a whining halt.


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Degrassi: Don’t Bother Unless You’re a Doctor

Basketball makes infants go far away.


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Famous Food: The Wicked Witch of New Jersey

Lemons


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Breaking Bad: Kicked in the Cancer

For the thousandth time, Walt learns he’s not a criminal


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Minicap: Hell’s Kitchen

It’s a nice, old-fashioned clustercuss in Hell’s Kitchen this week!


True Blood

True Blood: Wet Dreams May Come

Some dreams are coming true – and others are turning into a nightmare!


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KUWTK: Sex and the Psoriasis

Kim doesn’t have psoriasis; she has a really bad case of Freckle Juice.


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MasterChef: Mother F&%ker

The minichefs cook for the judge’s moms!!


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Minicap: MasterChef

minicap of Masterchef


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RHONYC: A Pregnant (Meno)Pause

The big finale is finally here! Prego and Meno and Psycho – oh my!


So You Think You Can Dance

SYTYCD: It’s That Time of the Week Again

We lose two more dancers. Is this season over yet?


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Degrassi: Friendship Nacho Party

Love games


Same Name

Same Name: Country Hoff, City Hoff

The Hoff Hassels a bunch of Texans.


The Bachelorette

MiniCap: The Bachelorette

Bachelorette mini


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BB13: Live Feed Updates

Live feed updates


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Celebrity Rehab: Steven Adler, My Hero!

“I hate liars and bamboozlers!” I hear you Steven Adler, bamboozlers are the worst! Hoodwinkers are close, but Bamboozlers are definitely [...]


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MiniCap: Hell’s Kitchen

Child protective services are called in for Family Night in HK!


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Food Network Star: Barefoot Sammies

Cupcakes and headaches (AKA, Rachael Ray)


So You Think You Can Dance

SYTYCD: Bring On The All-Stars

All-Stars add spice and everything nice


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Friday Night Lights: Super-Sized Finale

Biding FNL farewell… :-(


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Minicap: Famous Food

Instead of Famous Food this show should be called ‘Everyone Hates Danielle’. Why they gotta be hatin’? She’s just doin [...]


The Challenge

The Challenge: Rapid Decline

Some are lovers, some are fighters, and I’m not sure what the hell some are doing here.


Whale Wars

Whale Wars: Dropping the Baton

It’s hard to find whalers, even if someone tells you exactly where they are


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Minicap: Celebrity Rehab

Steven is quickly becoming my favorite Celebrity Rehab patient. His profuse use of the word “bamboozler” gives me such delight. The [...]


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Expedition Impossible: Fruit Striped Fossil

The all-female teams make me ashamed of my vag…AGAIN!


True Blood

Minicap: True Blood

Some dreams come true – while others become a nightmare!


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Minicap: Breaking Bad

Hey guys! Welcome to the brief summary of season 4, episode 2. Let’s get to it… The week starts with Walt. [...]


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RHONJ: Whose Birthday Is It Again?

Christmas comes, Jesus cries, and Juicy has giant tits.


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Big Brother: A Hoffly Boring Episode

A “luxurious” comp is held


Same Name

Minicap: Same Name

Swapping lives with the “rich” and “famous.”


Toddlers and Tiaras

Toddlers & Tiaras: No Mercy for Cancer Kids

Rock Star Divas and Dolls


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Dance Moms: It’s Electric!

Sparks fly as Jabby and the moms go head to head on costuming choices.