Some dreams come true – while others become a nightmare!

Hey guys! Welcome to the brief summary of season 4, episode 2. Let’s get to it… The week starts with Walt. [...]

Christmas comes, Jesus cries, and Juicy has giant tits.

A “luxurious” comp is held

Swapping lives with the “rich” and “famous.”

Rock Star Divas and Dolls

Sparks fly as Jabby and the moms go head to head on costuming choices.

Wile E Coyote does not catch the Road Runner

Abstinence only eduction=FAIL!

Chooch tries to quit

This week I finally decide to make my spell check learn all their dumb names.

A very fishy situation!

Ben, a reminder: Women have fingernails and feet. Watch your mouth.

Ashley goes on four home dates and gives one guy the boot after charming his family.

The first level of Hell is upon us…

Daddy issues are the new black.

Don’t Let the Door Hit You…

Guns, rapes, lesbians and a celebrity you don’t care about.

Divas in drag and harpies in heat.

A recap battle!

Hello Gasmii!  Ready for another episode of Toddlers & Tiaras?  This one chilled me out from last week, man did [...]

Rachel gets upset and takes it out on the plants.

The top 10 are revealed!

Valuable lesson learned this week: don’t piss an angry bitch off!

Gordon Ramsay is in fine form!

The episode starts off with a healthy dose of Amy Fisher denial. She seems to think that she is in [...]

Famous losers

Gus goes all Mr. Slate on Walt and Jesse

Minicap of Tuesday’s MasterChef

Bunch of weirdos.

Annette Hill and her amped-on-energy-drink high

Live feed updates

So much fighting!

Last night on The Bachelorette was hometown date night. I find these stressful, because, as a socially awkward person, I [...]

New Season!

And even the love of a good woman (and their baby on the way!) can’t cheer him up.

All hail Wolfgang Puck

aka, It’s about #^%ing Time

Minicap of MasterChef

Watching celebrities try to start up a new restaurant is like watching The Little Rascals trying to hold a meeting; [...]