In this episode of Bridezillas, we have a bull elephant marrying a longhaired hyena. It’s becoming increasingly difficult to find [...]

If I wasn’t going to hell before, I’ve absolutely got a one-way ticket now. With every snarky recap I write [...]

I think I’ve seen this show before. Only last time? It was better.

If you thought season three of True Blood was a head-scratching, wild ride, then you ain’t seen NUTHIN’ yet!

Juicy vibrates, Jacqui blows, and Teresa shoots. And I want to black it all out.

The first ever reality show bottle episode

Singing and dancing and crimping, oh my!

The Cat’s Out of the Bag Edition

It’s a fight to the death in Chiang Mai.

NBC purées every possible dating and survival-based reality show together and ends up with baby food.

A new Challenge is upon us!

End of shift drinks

Hey Gasmii, we meet some new kids this week and overall they were pretty good kids, we did have an [...]

One of my favorite stars ever comes and she is so lovely! Oh the show? Who cares about that?

Seriously. Twitter is not their friend.

First “What’s in the f-in’ box” challenge, and Suzy sucks.

I don’t like the outcome of this.

The only thing more mysterious than this episode is the meat.

This week things start moving at lesbianing fast speed.

How do you shut this thing off?

No really, we’re done.

The sadistic a-holes at Bravo make everyone write raps

Minicap of Masterchef – the first team challenge!

These bitches should really leave Twitter alone.

Nothing like a blister on your ass to help deflate your overblown ego!

Nothin’ sweet about it.

The girls return from their trip to discover that Sonja is bankrupt!

Usually, in movies or TV shows or books — and even in real life — the more time you spend [...]

True love found in the parking lot of a check-cashing store.

That’s one hour I can’t get back.

Minicap of the first day in the MasterChef kitchen

Showdown!

Today’s lesson: anger the machines, get whales killed

SQUEEEEE

Another episode, another bitchy bride. It seems there is no shortage of crazed women who are on a warpath to [...]

With special guest: Ghostface Killah!

These bitches fight for your freedom from fugly.

The top twenty get paired off and perform for your votes

Caroline gets a job, Teresa loses her ass, and Kathy starts global warming.

The mass elimination round, final 18 revealed.