The final of the audition round

Vegas Week. In two hours or less.

Just let the bitches fight it out!

Phuket is no place for sadness! Unless you don’t get a rose…

Whalers pull the ol’ Harpoon Ship Switcheroo and a Animal Planet slogan contest!

The bitches are back Gasmii! I have to admit that I actually missed these bitches. Even in an episode where nothing [...]

Don’t quit your day job, honey…

Bridezillas. Both the show and the actual phenomenon are something I’ve never seen but have heard plenty of stories about. [...]

The perfect show for adult ADHD.

I am still in Texas visiting my parents, and last night they were playing canasta in the same room I [...]

Hi!  I’m covering for SexyPanda this week for Food Network Star and am thrilled to be part of a double [...]

Satan decides he’s through tormenting the Bachelorette & heads back to hell. Or Salt Lake City.

Last week, when Sea Shepherd was zeroing in on the Japanese whaling fleet only one episode into the season, I [...]

Deep philosophical questions; matching eyeshow; younger men.

How many different ways can the Dillonites screw up?

Or pack your knives and go!

Day two of the auditions

Yay for lesbian porn!

Tami sniffs out Meeka’s messiness.

It’s over! Well, kinda.

At long last, Gasmii, at long last.  The only thing that could make me feel better about Hughnibrow’s railroading would [...]

It’s time to write terrible club hits!

Day one of the audition round of MasterChef.

The season finale. FINALLY.

Jill and Rammy finally have it out! One guess for who says, “I’M DONE!!!”

There’s love in the air tonight.

A new champion is about to be crowned. Will the tween plague prevail?

Which little piggie will go home?

Minicap of the second day of auditions!

Bring your point of view!

Yes, I will continue putting up sexy pics of Drogo even when he’s incidental to the plot! What’s it to you?

Meeka plays both sides…Badly.

Heartache, heartbreak and the masked man revealed.

Minicap of MasterChef’s second season premier.

Woah, I said I liked turkey neck. Not suicide.

In season 4, Sea Shepherd breaks out its most shocking weapon yet: competence

Bye, crappy chef!

Sir BitchyPants returns. Again. Jakob and Katee make a run for it.

The top two crews battle, if you can call it that

You know that type of music they play in Infiniti commercials? Yeah, that shit! Its really sad.