Drunkenness reaches critical mass, exploding the entire group. Our time at Paradise Hotel has come to an end and we [...]

I can’t believe Nick married Mariah. I know you’ve been agonizing over why Grimace is back in your life and I [...]

Anybody out there? Is there an echo in here? Am I the only one still watching this thing? Okay. [...]

Keep looking. Have you ever wanted to watch a show where nothing actually happened? I know, I know. You’re [...]

None of these individuals took Vegas for millions counting cards in Blackjack or anything else. Hey-o! Can you believe it? [...]

I just really missed Amanda. The moment we’ve all been waiting for…Who’s come back to haunt the guests of Paradise Hotel [...]

From here to next episode. Living at Paradise Hotel is not easy. It’s a hotbed of liars, gossipers, unsavory sluts, [...]

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I’m not crying. I just got love dust in my eyes. Hi, everyone! Welcome to this week’s Paradise Hotel. [...]

I mean “Government”. Hi, everyone! Did you know that Lady Sensation lives in a time warp? And in this [...]

Even the frog figurine gets more action than Raheim. Let’s toast to a successful roommate selection! And we have the ruling [...]

I want you. To not be late again, Lady Sensation. Lady Sensation had a crazy week, gang. It’s an [...]

Patti Stanger eat your heart out. I just finished watching Hobag on the Millionaire Matchmaker season finale and I realized that [...]

Dignity is so cumbersome. I would like to preface this by stating that I watch Paradise Hotel live on Monday nights [...]

Grease up your booties, people, and slide on in to Paradise! The only way this show could get better [...]

My friend, Carrie, left me a voicemail today asking for her forty minutes of life back. She watched Paradise [...]

At last! The show we have been waiting to return to America’s loving embrace since 2003! Paradise HOtel is [...]