Swan song Sigh! And squee! And noooo! I won’t spoil anything right now, just in case, but I have to [...]

(Note: I’m so sorry this is so late. Weekend in New Orleans + Backlogged Work + Lost Season Finale = [...]

“THIS is for that BIRDHOUSE KIT I got for CHRISTMAS instead of the MILLENIUM FALCON!”I had a great time watching [...]

LINC SCARED OF MAN WITH GUN! LINC HOLD BRAINS IN HEAD! Well, things are moving right along here in Miami! Team [...]

WHY MAN WITH TELESCOPE LOOK AT LINC GIANT HEAD? Hey, you guys remember that show Prison Break? Something about steely-eyed glares [...]

This was the third thoroughly awesome episode in a row. Sadly, the awesomer the episode, the harder it is to [...]

Oh, the wackiness that is sure to ensue with this zany duo! So remember how Self turned out to be a [...]

Well, shit. So this is what happens when I go on vacation! That’ll teach me to enjoy a lovely beachfront Thanksgiving. [...]

Get it, because it was really quiet, and also they drilled a lot of holes? Get it? Huh? Mission: Implausible! Anyway, this [...]

“I’m sorry, sir, but the rare Plot Contrivancanoma is notoriously resistant to treatment.” Despite the usual silliness, this was my favorite [...]

Waaaaade (Williams) in the water, children! Attention Fox Promo Monkeys: stop it with the “OMG somebody is totally gonna die!!!” teasers. [...]

Thanks, Prison Break, for getting “Viva Las Vegas” stuck in my head, which inevitably morphs into “Viva Viagra” and makes [...]

And we’re off! To the races, and also to jail. Mahone gets got, but do the Superfriends let him rot [...]

Made you look! Our good friend mamabird commented a couple of weeks ago that this show was getting very Burn Noticey, [...]

Part of the fun with Prison Break is that you’re not meant to take it all that seriously, and yet [...]

Advice for Linc’s stunt double: Demand a bonus every time they hit you with a car. So hey, sorry about missing [...]

**Will he or won’t he? (Hint: Of course he won’t.) So um. Season finale? I’m pretty sure this wasn’t intended as [...]

Will he or won’t he? (Hint: Of course he won’t.) So um. Season finale? I’m pretty sure this wasn’t intended as [...]

*Cough* “Dude, you wanna hit this?” Oh man. This episode gave me a stomachache. Things look bad for pretty much [...]

Big pole fall down go boom! As a couple of wise men once said, blame it on the rain! An inconvenient [...]

“Para una BOOM grande en Español, marque el uno.” The body count isn’t quite Shakespearean this week at Panama’s most exclusive [...]

“Only my icy blue glare can save me from the nightmarish heat of Death By Saran Wrapâ„¢!” So okay, everybody up [...]

Enjoy it, cause this is gonna have to tide you over till freaking February. At least. So yeah, did we forget [...]

“Can you see my panties? Stop looking at my panties!” It’s two great eps that taste great together! Linc finally, finally [...]

“I am TRYING to watch FUTBOL!” Scopes and ropes and dope, oh my! They’re having trouble getting out, but Sucre manages [...]

I’m right there with you, dude. Oh yeah. They went there. That box was a red herring of the “it can’t possibly [...]

“What’s in the box? What’s in the f#&king baahhhx?” Okay, Prison Break. You and I need to have a [...]

Walk softly and carry a big stick. And also a smoke machine. And the sewer is the star of the show [...]

It’s the Prison Break season premiere, and hey, we’re back in a prison! Sona is pretty rough when there’s a [...]

Prison Break actor Lane Garrison got a real-life prison break (get it?) in court today. The judge declined to [...]

As expected, Prison Break actor Lane Garrison pleaded guilty to vehicular manslaughter and other alcohol-related driving charges in a Beverly [...]

Lane Garrison, the actor who plays “Tweener” on Fox’s Prison Break and became a star after he crashed his SUV, [...]

This week on Prison Break: Season Finale! Linc is exonerated! Bellick finds himself on the receiving end of some seriously [...]

The penultimate episode of Prison Break Season Two, and hoo doggie! Dead hookers? Check. Kellerman in uniform? Check. Kellerman in [...]

Prison Break is back and it’s the home stretch! The Michael/Sara ship sails, but in a much more literal and [...]

Lane Garrison, the actor from Prison Break who didn’t get much notice until after he got arrested in real life, [...]

This week on Prison Break: C-Note’s okay! Whew. But before he can even change out of his hospital gown he’s [...]

There are only four episodes of Prison Break left after this one. Four! This show is pretty much the definition [...]

This week on Prison Break: Hot damn! This episode was chock full of awesome, and I don’t think that’s just [...]

This week on Prison Break, we’re reminded right off the bat that several different kinds of shit are poised [...]