Heidi’s idea of Avant Garde = Spider Crotch + Bubblegum Wings Hola Gasmii!!! I am back and newly freckle-bespeckled and happy [...]
***Please welcome your newest recapper to the gasm family, FatCamp!! Wthout Seal, Heidi resorts to some voodoo shit to complete [...]
Getting a kick out of the Big Apple Hola Gasmii! Last week we lost a smelly little rodent and by God, he [...]
Sometimes a Kiss-Off can be so sweet Hola Gasmii!!! We are back for another exciting rendition of Emerging Eastern Block Darlings! [...]
“I can see Dmitry’s heritage from my house!” Hola Gasmii!!! I have been celebrating my 107th birthday for about two weeks [...]
Heidi’s Heritage Hola Gasmii! I am back, under protest, after sunning and swimming and inhaling Mai Tais for a week. Good [...]
Four way monkey Hola Gasmii!!! I hope you had a very safe and very fun Labor Day weekend. MrWallace and I [...]
As Commercial as Apple Pie Hola Gasmii! First up, thank you all for the Tim Gunn/Dmitry hottub drenching suggestions! Commenter [...]
Real Heidi Hola Gasmii! As much as I care about how fantastic your weekends were, I care so much more about this [...]
Seals have terrible aim Hola Gasmii! Time for one of my favorite challenges!!! REAL FATTIES OF THE RUNWAY! Apparently people like Andy [...]
I love you Selma. Hola Gasmii! I hope this weekend you went to at least as many drag shows as I did! [...]
Happy Friday Gasmii! This week’s Project Runway is a goldmine! I can’t wait to dive deep, but first I’ll tease [...]
See ya Granny Hello Gasmii! I hope your weekends have been fantabulous, swimming and sunning and playing hopscotch in weather like [...]
Quitters Never Prosper Hola Gasmii! We have the long-awaited quitter’s episode! We start by finding that Grandma has disappeared!!! At first everyone [...]
Hola Gasmii! I spent the weekend at the beach having a fabulous time so I might come off as kind [...]
Two Thumbs Don Gasmii! Welcome back! This week PR resolves to reveal me as a fraud and make you all hate [...]
Lumberjack Surprise Welcome Gasmii! We are on to the second episode of Project Runway! Last week we had Christopher the Meek [...]
Hola Gasmii! Welcome to the Candy Factory! We are treated this week to a classic and beloved (at least by me) [...]
Welcome Gasmii! Today’s recap will be slightly different in that 1- it’s late and 2- It isn’t chronological as I will [...]
Welcome to the new season of Project Runway!!! It’s hard to believe it has already been 10 seasons and 10 [...]
The winner will SHOCK you.
The end of Project Runway All Stars is upon us. It’s been a pretty fun season to watch, but it’s [...]
Laziest finale in Project Runway HIIIISTORRRRYYYY!
Previously on Project Runway All Stars, even a fashion show in the dark couldn’t stop the fug,… You can fight a [...]
Previously on Project Runway All Stars, Kenley played the Harvey Feirstein role in Hairspray on Broadway, Mondo let his negative attitude [...]
The lights need to be dimmer on Broadway. Yikes.
If there was more of a budget, a chandelier would have fallen on the fugliest dress.
New host, new judges, same ole crazies.
Miss Trini’s line is inspired by her dead brother, which makes me wonder if he passed away from being unprepared.
The first part of the finale does great things to Jersey Chore’s face.
The same challenge as last week, but without fat people.







