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Project Runway: Throwing Up Makes Your Eyelashes Giant

This week on Project Runway, Minnesota erases half his face, Carol Hannah barfs and talks super slowly, and Irina turns [...]


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Project Runway: Poor People Are Losers

Tonight on Project Runway, some of the most beautiful art on Earth inspires a pile of crap you’ll never remember. [...]


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Project Runway: Maybe the Second Time Will Be Less Lame. Or Not.

Tonight on Project Runway, the show apologizes for all the hacky shit boring ass work of this season by having [...]


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Project Runway: Feather Grease

This week on Project Runway, the judges smoke a bong, Cranyons are handed a new color for free, and… …Milla is [...]


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Project Runway: The Tackie Challenge

Tonight on Project Runway, one witch is out and another returns. I’ll give you a hint, this is the one [...]


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Project Runway: I’m Leaving You. Again.

This week on Project Runway, we celebrate Oktoberfest and Elvis waaaaaahs for forty minutes. Good times. It’s so haaaard! Gee. I [...]


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Project Runway: Blue is the New Fug

This week on Project Runway, blue is the new fug. Nothing personal. We open in the girls’ loft and since there [...]


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Project Runway: Ruffle Boners, Icy Queens, and DietTribes

This week on Project Runway, illegal alien human hybrids across Earth bowed their heads in shame and we found out [...]


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Project Runway: Preposterous Spewing

This week on Project Runway, the LA Times finally proves itself useful. If an adjective’s under four syllables, he’s not using [...]


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Project Runway: Dolls Don’t Dress Themselves For a Reason

Tonight on Project Runway, we get some insight into the minds of models. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. I never noticed [...]


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Project Runway: Riding the R’amona Wave and Breaking Your Arm

Tonight on Project Runway, Epperson finally speaks. And it’s really really annoying. The day the giggles stopped. We know it’s gonna [...]


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Project Runway: If Your Viscera Speaks to You, See a Doctor

Tonight on Project Runway, Yoko makes eggs and Nina smiles too much. Bring back Nina! This guy tells us that he [...]


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Project Runway All Stars: Tim Gunn Gets His Perv On

Tonight on Project Runway All Stars, Jeffrey is forced to design for Drop Dead Diva!! KIDDING! But if LIfetime wanted [...]


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Project Runway: Shooting Fish in a Barrel

This week, on the season premier of Project Runway, Lifetime culls personalities from seasons past and does their best not [...]


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Project Runway: Don’t Fight. You’re All Staaahhhhs!

The neck fight is over. Let the cat fights begin! It’s feast or famine over at Project Runway. We’ve been starving [...]


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Project Runway: Bang Sisters, Tree Huggers, and Bleeding Hearts

This week on Project Runway, a girl wins! YAY! Someone please water Kenley before she dies. The episode starts with CutToe [...]


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Project Runway: Spare Some Change?

This week on Project Runway, Kors steals from Kenley, Kenley steals from McQueen, and Squirc steals construction paper from middle [...]


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Project Runway: Natural Disasters and Tugboat Traumas

This week, the final four designers on Project Runway blow the judges out of the water and prove to America [...]


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Project Runway: Understanding Blue Light

This week on Project Runway, Kenley’s an a hole. Sorry was that a spoiler? Pointy heads, frizzy hair and under eye [...]


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Project Runway: The Curse of the Sidekick

This week on Project Runway, Mrs. Peacock killed someone in the dining room with a revolver and Kenley acted like [...]


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Project Runway: The Lion, The Witch, and the A Hole from Utah

This week on Project Runway, Carmen still has trouble making friends, Kenley gets her model a boob job, and Keith [...]


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Project Runway: Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride

This week on Project Runway, Kenley cries because she’s sick of working for K Mart. Seriously. Let’s go!! Blue Light. WAAAHHHHHHH The [...]


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Project Runway: Don’t Carry a Dowdy Chicken On Your Shoulder

This week on Project Runway, I’m older and more spiritual. So suck it. Sebelia cheated. Now on with the judging! We begin [...]


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Project Runway: The Night Flamenco Died. Again.

This week on Project Runway, big girls cry. Well, one does. Zebra print hurts us all, Pleath. Last week, Kelli One Eye [...]


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Project Runway: Grandma One Eye Wins A Nurse For Life

This week on Project Runway, there are actually projects that don’t suck on the runway. Will the rest of the [...]


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Project Runway: Fifty Foot Frump Banned from Beijing!

This week, Project Runway has the opportunity to show these Chinese Olympic security guards smashed up boobies and blows it! [...]


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Project Runway: A Night on the Clown

This week on Project Runway, Jennifer kicks Audrey Hepburn in the nuts. She deserved it! Reading your comments from last week, [...]


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Project Runway: Who Wears Short Shorts?

This week on Project Runway, I accidentally freeze framed on Heidi welcoming us to the show and realized that [...]


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Project Runway: The Virgin Mary Killings

Welcome back to another season of Project Runway! The last season ended about a week ago, but who’s gonna complain [...]


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Project Runway: The Virgin Mary Killings

Welcome back to another season of Project Runway! The last season ended about a week ago, but who’s gonna complain [...]


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Project Runway: FIERCE

This season on Project Runway, people cried, bitched, sewed, cried, cried, and generally acted super gay. I wouldn’t have had [...]


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Podgasm: The End of an Era. Well, a Season. A Fierce Season.

HOLLA!!!! I spent the finale night of Project Runway with a recorder and my fellow recapper and friend, Internet Sensation. We [...]


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Project Runway: Shock and Awwwwwwww

This week on the second to last episode of Project Runway, someone (and I’m not telling you who) farts out [...]


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Project Runway: Oh, Man. That is Soooo 1616.

This week on Project Runway, it’s all about the art. Sweet P, like a lot of us, is completely shocked [...]


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Project Runway: You Fight Like a Girl

Last week, Project Runway wasn’t on because it was too busy bingeing on drugs. How else can you explain this [...]


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Project Runway: Every Dog Has Its Day (and I’m Not Referring to Nina)

This week on Project Runway, Ricky grew up poor. VictorYA starts the episode by being the rudest most insensitive c word [...]


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Project Runway: Avant’s Haaaaaaard!

This week on Project Runway, there was a lot of passive aggression, whining, and “fierce!”ing. Just another day in the [...]


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Project Runway: Jersey Pretty

Tonight, about midway through Project Runway, I googled “Jersey Prom” and these images were on pages one, two and three. Consider [...]


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Project Runway: Eat Me

It is now 2008. I will be thin, rich, and gorgeous. Nothing will tempt me to travel down my past [...]


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This week on Project Runway, our mystery guests make the designers do this: As there are fewer and fewer designers left, [...]