We have a new girl, we have a new girl in da house! I am so excited, I’m positively giddy! [...]

Pride is one of the seven deadly sins, and with good reason. Having too much of it can ruin relationships [...]

The war continues! This one was rough. Instead of writing VILE over and over again, I wanted to absorb the [...]

“Hey, wait a minute. I’m the sane one now?” Is it okay to lie, in the service of saving face? Is [...]

We’re headed back to New York with the bitches this week. The summer season in The Hamptons is over and [...]

Labor Day seems like a long way off at the moment but let’s relive last year’s with the NYC bitches, [...]

Here we go. Another season of Caaaaaaa-razy! For your enjoyment, I give you the Ramona catwalk strut. It is pure [...]

Dear Gasmi, This is it!! The final part of the final episode! And it’s time to party… OMG My penis! What have [...]

Dear Gasmi, This is it! Woohoo! Part 1 of our reunion episode. I’ve got my yummy Frangelico Hazelnut cupcakes (shouts [...]

Dear Gasmi, It’s finally here. We’ve laughed, we’ve cried, and we’ve even gagged a few times. My liquor cabinet is [...]

Dear Gasmi, This week Bethenny gets her own Euro boy toy; Silex does the great reveal; Leather is, well, completely FUBAR; [...]

Dear Gasmi, This week it’s Halloween in hausenfrau land!! All of our ladies are ready and willing to entertain us with [...]

Dear Gasmi, Have you ever been invited to one of those parties where you’re expected to buy some really embarrassing lingerie, [...]

Dear Gasmi, This week Bravo takes a step toward becoming a fabulous new kind of QVC channel. Only $29.99 if you call [...]

Dear Gasmi, This week must have been a series of headline induced orgasmic moments for Andy Cohen. Every day another [...]

Dear Gasmi, This week we get to know a little bit more about Old Leather Face and even the Countess comes [...]

Dear Gamsi, I love food and I hate diets. Sadly, despite my best intentions, I’ve gained an impressive three pounds this [...]

Dear Gasmi, This week JZ and Brad make a pitch for their own gay sitcom; Bethenny gets to play covergirl; Ramona [...]

Dear Gasmi, I don’t know what it is about these women, but they definitely bring out my decadent side. I’ve got [...]

Dear Gasmi, This week Christian Siriano makes a cameo as JZ’s mother, Bethenny gets on the single girl train, Ramona reveals [...]

Dear Gasmi, If this season is anything like last season there’s going to be parties and fights, gay husbands and bargain [...]

Dear Gasmi, This week Bravo has hit a new low. It’s sad when women with all the advantages of living in [...]

Hey Gasmii: Like a hungry family in the middle of the night, the Bravo staff went back to the Hausenfrau of [...]

Howza Gasmii, I’m sorry it took an extra day to post this recap. I’ve had a heck of time writing [...]

Hey Gasmii, Here we are at the Real Housewives of NYC Finale!!! And I’m looking forward to this episode like [...]

This week rocked! For real! My girl Bethenny is back with Jason, semi-sober and thoroughly awesome. Ramona goes craazaayzy. [...]

Hey Gasmii, welcome back to another week with our favorite uber-rich hausenfrau. This week Bethenny has her meltdown and [...]

Hey Gasmii; Mega apologies for posting this recap later than normal. Blame it on an aspiring mugger, the ridiculous amount of [...]

Hey There Gasmii: Yowza! We’re back in Manhattan (spacevenus the “a” is for you) and we’re in for a rollicking good [...]

Hi Gasmii, This week us lowly people are treated to a short training film on the proper etiquette of dissing your [...]

***Note from the Editor: Please welcome our newest member of the TVgasm family and one of your auto passes [...]