Slade?! He doesn’t have insurance! The night begins with Vicki throwing her daughter under the bus and Alexis sitting in front [...]

Alexis teaches her daughters what’s important.

Vicki throws herself a pity party.

I loves me some Real Housewives of Orange County!! Unfortunately, I can only stand to write ten weekly pages about [...]

What happens in Vegas… sucks.

Finding that work/life balance!

Camping with room service.

Mocking the future of the Housewives.

The ladies are in a giving mood.

Heather has a brainchild.

Vicki’s busted.

Tamra throws a party that requires stylists.

We pick back up from last week in Catalina with the alcohol-driven histrionics.  Vicki and Brooks are sitting in a [...]

Trashbags filled with things we don’t understand

The new girl may actually have money.

Bringing up stuff you don’t care about one last time!

I am still in Texas visiting my parents, and last night they were playing canasta in the same room I [...]

It’s over! Well, kinda.

Sad marriages and child support

Big boobs, big state

Things start off with Alexis shopping with her “assistant” Dylan.  She has accepted Gretchen’s invite to visit her while [...]

Kiss and tells, bad photoshoots

Whining at a dinner party

Alexis is an ass. Shocker.

Road trip!

The sun’s always brighter in the OC…It’s Gretchen’s birthday and Slade does his douchebag best to be the guy who [...]

Gretchen hates fat things

RHOC mini

Vicki takes a day off.

A mini cap of last night’s RHOC

Botox parties and mace

Tamra sexes up Mexico. The world barfs.

There is not enough bleach in the world.

Tamra cries, Vicki woohoos, and God hates women

‘Naked wasted’ is sooooo 2008.

It’s over, Gasmii. The End. The original of the franchise is played out and past it’s prime. I’m a little [...]

It’s sometimes so hard to say that you’re sorry, especially if you think that you’re right all the time. I [...]

I thought long and hard over how to approach this week’s episode. The taste that it left in my mouth [...]

Hi, Gasmii! Did you all have a nice Valentine’s Day? Mine was great- two hockey games in two days. Unfortunately, [...]

I never thought I’d see the day where one of my beloved shows would outlive it’s welcome- right before my [...]