I thought long and hard over how to approach this week’s episode. The taste that it left in my mouth [...]

Hi, Gasmii! Did you all have a nice Valentine’s Day? Mine was great- two hockey games in two days. Unfortunately, [...]

I never thought I’d see the day where one of my beloved shows would outlive it’s welcome- right before my [...]

Sloppy bitches. Clutter bunnies, the pursuit of the pefect Duck Lip and 6 CARATS. Fuck you, kiss my ass and [...]

I used to smoke pot quite a bit in my early 20s. It was fun, innocent fun. I had two [...]

Have you ever had a friend that you thought you knew? You may have had this person pigeon-holed as the [...]

Simon and Tamra are getting divorced. The greatest love of our time, the marriage of the new milennium, has come [...]

This week I did not feel like punching anyone. That is the good news. The bad news is that Crackie [...]

After watching this episode I had a very strong urge to punch someone. I sat back and calmed myself down [...]

Well, Gasmii, there are only two good things about this week’s episode. It didn’t air on Thanksgiving, thereby allowing us [...]

This week on Twats with Fake Tits, we learn more about the new Ho and say goodbye to an old [...]

This week was pretty damn pathetic. Don’t get me wrong, I was entertained and I got a couple of good [...]

He-aaaay, Hoes! No, I’m not talking to you, Gasmii. What you do on your own time is your own damn [...]

Dear Gasmi, When I was a little yenta, I had a childhood fantasy of standing on a big stage in front [...]

Dear Gasmi, It’s finally here, the last full episode of the Orange County housewives. I’ve got my aerodynamic comfort foods [...]

Dear Gasmi, This week I learned that blue cheese stuffed olives in dirty martinis are definitely the way to go. [...]

Dear Gasmii, This week our middle-aged mommas do their best to stay up late and shake their booties for us. [...]

Dear Gasmi, Millions and millions of dollars around the world have been spent on researching ways to effectively slow population growth. [...]

Dear Gasmi, After a crayayzy week in Chicago dealing with family matters, I am so happy to be back in the [...]

Dear Gasmi, This week Bravo has hit a new low. It’s sad when women with all the advantages of living in [...]

Dear Gasmii, I’m so sorry this week’s recap is late. What can I say? Manual labor does not agree with [...]

Dear Gasmii, This week the producers at Bravo have officially thrown down the gauntlet to snarky recappers everywhere. Not only [...]

Dear Gasmii, This week the producers over at Bravo have decided to treat us to a special episode of Girls Gone [...]

Dear Gasmii; As we head into the hardcore festivities that make up this awesome season, it has become abundantly clear to [...]

Dear Gasmii, I’m so excited. I totally enjoyed watching the Orange County housewives this week. A little less Lauri, a [...]

Dear Gasmii, Welcome back to the home sweet home of our favorite buxom botoxed ladies. A place where self indulgence is [...]

Dear Gasmii, At long last, the one and only, Original Housewife docuwreck is back!!! And, this time the producers are doing [...]