The wedding that Bravo built.

The Loosest A-Hole Here Last night, The Real Housewives of New Jersey tipped their hat to the gays. Rosie came out [...]

Welcome back to the Guidice car, and The Real Housewives of New Jersey. The stench of pork and sweat practically [...]

This week on the Real Housewives of New Jersey, we start off in a car with Teresa and the Brown [...]

The End of the School Year Party vies for blood feud status.

Good evening pretties and welcome to a quick update of the Real Housewives of New Jersey. The dramas are coming [...]

You can’t get better than this!

This week on the Real Housewives of New Jersey…they made me dizzy.  Literally.  I just finished watching and I’m still [...]

Without passive aggression, the entire Housewives franchise would die a swift death.

This week on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, we relive a little more drama courtesy of THE COOKBOOK and [...]

Welcome to the season premiere of Real Housewives of New Jersey! Why bother petending this is new stuff? We just pick up right where [...]

Benvenuto, amici! Everyone ready to to see what’s up with the Real Housewives of New Jersey?  It’s literally last summer’s [...]

And everyone still hates Teresa.

Bankruptcies & blood feuds!

The finale!!

Bridge & tunnel time!

Jersey hits a different shore.

5k for family.

Family business goes public.

So were you all breathlessly awaiting this week’s episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey?   Barely able make it [...]

I feel so on display. On display. On display.

New Years comes to New Jersey

Teresa is a freak, everyone is spoiled, and there’s a birthday!

Christmas comes, Jesus cries, and Juicy has giant tits.

Kim Grinch tries to steal Xmas from kids with cancer.

The tides start to turn against Teresa.

Juicy vibrates, Jacqui blows, and Teresa shoots. And I want to black it all out.

Caroline gets a job, Teresa loses her ass, and Kathy starts global warming.

Not much happens, but we get to see Melissa’s hairy stomach so YAY!

Don’t quit your day job, honey…

Woah, I said I liked turkey neck. Not suicide.

Teresa’s dumber than you thought.

Everyone’s mean to poor Teresa

A literal poo storm of a premiere.

What watching the RHONJ preview does to my brain.

The reunion continues and then gets super weird and awkward.

Lots of yelling.

Season finale time!

The whining begins before the door to the Jew-Dice cabin even opens

Fight!