Rings in desserts and stuff.

Some people make fun of older jersey girls, but I think they’re just jealous. Ahem.

Street justice.

A double cap!

The closet is shrinking, Mr. Juice.

Bashing people is trashy. Look it up in the dictionary.

Try again, honey. You meant to say beastiality, right?

A friend is born and a nation is bored.

Danielle and the Fussbudget Fishwives

..too bad yer muthuh’s gah-bidge.

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