First of all, Nia is a trash bag full of crab-ridden cunts.  She gets worse every episode.  Jessica gets butt [...]

I’m baaaaaaaack!  Another big thanks to smango for taking over last week.  I was dealing with two deaths, one human [...]

I am pretty sure “Millimeter Peter and the Baby Man” would be an awesome band name.  Someone get on that. [...]

Whoa.  Whoa.  Whoa.  What the fuck just happened?  Does Nia have multiple personalities?  Do I have multiple personalities?  I went [...]

Howdy guys and dolls! Something about this episode was off to me. Some interesting things occurred, but the way everything [...]

Hello, my Real World loving friends! I don’t know about y’all, but I thought this week was definitely more entertaining [...]

Is it too soon to wish Anastasia would ride her bike off the bridge? Oh, Portland.  I know you [...]

A mostly sweet finale is followed by a mostly bitter reunion.

Chelsea visits, Needy exits, Grandpa reflects.

Quick! Stop the wagon so Captain Needy can climb back on!

Schizophrenic nonsense: this episode has it in spades.

When in doubt…invoke the doughnut.

That’s the way the cookie crumbles.

RomCom and Grandpa take it to more dramatic territory.

A surprise sneaks in between the usual drama.

This episode is making me hungry.

The St. Thomas wildlife strikes back against their houseguests.

I want your love, and to make my face bleed.

… and she won’t stop until Trey understands that, DAMMIT!

Twenty-seventh time’s the charm?

Everyone gathers to rehash Zach and Ashley (and Frank) about a trillion times, and my love for Sam grows even stronger.

We learn exciting and exclusive info about the cast. Or MTV takes an entire hour for meaningless drivel. It’s a tossup.

The group participate in two charity events, and then everyone leaves.

Charity events, an argument, more endless blathering, and finally people say goodbye.

Sam and Alexandra both perform, everyone goes “camping”, and more endless discussion of feelings.

2 new episodes of drama and excitement!

Will Prissy take Doofy back? Try not to pass out and fall off the edge of your seat.

To bone or not to bone?

Pride on Parade

Advanged gaygebra: Homosexuality + homophobia = conflict.

A whole new side of Nate, a very boring side of Alex, and the same crazy side of Frank.

Homophobia comes in all shapes, sizes, and disguises.

What’s the San Diego Rejection Hotline number? It might save everyone some time.

Seven brand new strangers in yet another repeat city. But at least one is crazy!

If you like it, then you should have put a Ring Pop on it.

AWESOME season finale to a great season, told in limerick form.

In which the casting agents earn their keep, and then some.

Adam’s return coincides with Nany’s magical journey of self-discovery.

More daddy issues than the cast of Lost…

The roomies go on vacation, have stupid fights, start a charity, and have daddy issues.