Teacup confronts Dustin and Cooke, Nany looks for her dad, and MikeMike get some lovin’!

Nany has daddy issues and Teacup has Cooke issues. DUH.

Girl-on-girl action! Pregnancy/STD scare! Other stuff too, maybe?

Last night’s Real World in sonnet form!

Hey, have you guys heard that Dustin did gay porn?! You have now!

Short-form, rhyming acrostic take on the “OMG, Dustin did gay porn!” episode.

Why do bitches gotta be so crazy?

Ripping off Hypnotoad’s haiku’s with some limericks!

Less Adam, more bromance? Yes, please!

More Adam/Nany drama, but at least we got to watch MikeMike and Leroy be awesome.

A series of unfortunate events leads to MAJOR DRAMA.

Previously:  Adam pretended to be a badass to impress Nany.  There was a whole fuckload of drama over a game [...]

Smushing and fighting and bromance- oh my!

Adam drinks an ocean while Dustin cries a river.

More scripted than ever before, but who cares?

Another season comes to an end.

Loretta drops knowledge, Ruthie Jr. drops her self esteem, and I drop my patience for drunken douchebags.

Hair: Will he stay or will he go now? Please, let it be go.

Ruthie Jr. sings and questions Meathead’s integrity

One fateful St. Patrick’s Day, in a house in NOLA, a telephone rings…

Well Meathead has certainly stopped being polite.

Do that voodoo you do.

Superbowl and toothbrushgate.

Mardi Gras in the NOLA, baby!

I would not want to be that blowdryer.

Welcome back, drunken slutty famewhores!

Ridiculous tweets feed my soul.

Here is my interview with Mike Manning from The Real World DC. Fun fact, he had better abs than Ty!

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Well, here we go again Gasmii. I just want to clarify one quick thing regarding my attitude toward our [...]

Well Gasmii, it appears we are heading into the home stretch of this season. Try to contain your excitement. [...]

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Oh, Gasmii, we have much to discuss. I am going to write up a quick recap of last week’s [...]

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Drinking HOT CHOCOLATE in a Real World hot tub? FOR SHAME! First of all, I just want to thank all [...]

Let me just say thanks to those of you who cleared up my job question from last week. I’ve [...]