Hello, all! I know, I know, you thought I forgot about you, right? Never. I intend to [...]

Drinking HOT CHOCOLATE in a Real World hot tub? FOR SHAME! First of all, I just want to thank all [...]

Let me just say thanks to those of you who cleared up my job question from last week. I’ve [...]

Last night, two really fake reality shows gave us some hearty laughs and we learned that letting the DVR go [...]

This week, we spend most of the first half of the episode watching the girls (and guys) in the house [...]

***Please welcome your newest recapper to the fold, VirginiaApple! Hola, Gasmii! In the spirit of this year’s Real World [...]

This week on The Real World, Dorkus gets shot down but picks himself up and gets himself a fug to [...]

All I have to say about the Real World is it’s like the Mafia. Once you’re in, you can [...]

I sat down to watch this episode and I said a little prayer that Rumer and Kellyanne would completely humiliate [...]

Hola! Bienvenido! Eh, that’s all I got. Here’s the Real World, last day in Cancun! Could you be [...]

Welcome back to The Real World Cancun! May-juh (I know, that wasn’t Mexican, but I have to practice my [...]

This week, on the Real World, the first half of the show is the threesome and the second half is [...]

Welcome back to the Real World Cancun! Tonight, it’s all about class. Flippy is really, really mad at how [...]

Welcome back to the Real World Cancun! Ding, dong the herpes is dead! Tonight, the star of the show [...]

Welcome back to the Real World Cancun! I am delighted to report that the public herpes outbreak in Cancun [...]

Welcome back to the Real World Cancun! I don’t mind telling you, I’ve spent the week hating Mexico. [...]

Welcome back to another installment of the Real World Cancun! And it’s time for this season’s relevant social issue [...]

Welcome back to another tequila dipped episode of the Real World Cancun! When we last saw the roomies, we [...]

Welcome back to what I’m calling the Perfect Real World Storm in Cancun! We’ve had fighting, flirting, sex, drinking, [...]

Bienvenidos my cheesy enchiladas, ready to go back to Cancun for a long weekend? I’d like to buy a vowel, Pat! [...]

Buenos dias chiquitas, you’re never going to believe what happened to me! I went to Brooklyn for some sex, [...]

Welcome back to the Real World Reunion! Maria Menounous is our host, because she’s a huge fan she tells [...]

Welcome back to the Real World Brooklyn. It’s over. There’s boxes, packing tape and mopey music. It’s [...]

Usually, The Real World gives us lots of fake boobies in hot tubs. This year, they tried to do things [...]

Welcome back to the Real World Brooklyn. This week, Ryan’s going to war. There’s nothing funny about it, [...]

This week on The Real World, there’s a lot of war stuff. And Chet gets involved with acid. Don’t try doing [...]

Welcome back to the Real World Brooklyn. Today begins with a bummer. Katelynn’s bank account is overdrawn again. [...]

Welcome back to the Real World Brooklyn, where everyone dreams big, and the camera crews following them around make that [...]

This week on the Real World Brooklyn, the boys act like bitches, and not just the gay one. This is what [...]

Welcome back to the Real World Brooklyn! I could write a nice, opening paragraph about my thoughts on the week’s [...]

Welcome back to another drama filled episode of the Real World Brooklyn! This week, Baya and Ryan finally make [...]

Welcome back to the Real World Brooklyn! This week, war is bad, Chet wants to be famous, Scotty becomes [...]

This week on Real World Brooklyn, Devyn gets taken down a notch by a tranny. If there was a cork big [...]

This week on Real World Brooklyn, Devyn gets taken down a notch by a tranny. If there was a cork [...]

Welcome back to the Real World Brooklyn! I am delighted to report that we finally get some drama today! [...]

This week on the Real World Brooklyn, everyone learns something. Still with me? Chet is digging through JD’s stuff. [...]

It’s the Real World Brooklyn, yo! This year’s theme is After School Special. But do have quite a bit [...]

Yo dolls, how ya doin’? Consider that my lame attempt at Brooklyn-ese, as we start our journey to the [...]

Oh Gasmii, this recap is unfairly late; and I fear it gets worse: it’s going to be a little bit [...]

This week on The Island, Robin gets to taste some pizza, Johnny Bananas gets a taste of his own medicine, [...]