Kim is a greedy, despicable, talentless slut. And Sheree probably digs anal.

Miss Andy LaBobble gathers the coven for an hour of pointless pot-stirrage

Sponsored by an Andy Cohen New Year’s Eve special that sets gay rights back 60 years.

Sheree searches for an agent and Kim searches for a shred of vocal ability.

More sex talk with the housewives

This week on Fantasia For Real: Something exciting kind of actually happens! We finally meet the waste of [...]

***Today is now NEWBIE DAY!! Welcome another two recappers to the family: Fran and Berry!! We’ve seen Tool Academy Season 1: [...]

We’re a modest bunch This week on Secrets of Aspen, Laura continues to be the uberbitch that she is by [...]

Yeah, we’re doing this. This week on Secrets of Aspen, we meet Erin, a truly annoying ass rich bitch who [...]

Laura, on her front. In this inaugural episode, Laura comes back to Aspen from (surprise surprise) Orange county and immediately [...]

The Jacksons don’t sell out, right? This week is an even larger, more heaping pile of ridiculous when the three Jacksons [...]

This week on The Shitty: Whit goes on a bad blind date with a d-bag; Roxy fights with another [...]

This week on The Shitty: Whit, Rox, and Sam head out to The Hamptons to party it up white-people-only-style; [...]

Cry, but do it pretty for the cameras… This week on the massive shitshow in my life that is THE HILLS, [...]

This week on Dancing With The Stars: With the threat of a double elimination looming, our dancers settle their [...]

This week on The Shitty: Waspy brings his d-bag of a dad on a date with Whitney. Their [...]

This week on Dancing With The Stars: The Flu Attacks. Mark Balls and Ken Doll are infected, Ken Doll overwhelmed [...]

For just 5 cents a day, you could take care of a Hill’s member’s costly feeding fee. This week on the [...]

This week on The Shitty: Houses of fashion fly by as Olivia is on the case to get some [...]

NOT eating cupcakes and drinking margaritas. Clearly. Did you know that when you’re trying to lose weight, it’s best to lose [...]

This week, the girls get makeovers. Oh, the Hills. Where would we be without our regular dose of living assery? [...]

Tonight on Big Brother: Ratalie finally pulls her own weight. Kidding! I hate to break it to you guys, but [...]

Greetings Gasmii, how I have missed thee. Burning Man was an amazingly good time, full of dust and art [...]

Four ladies, Four rings. Lots of fuckin’ tears. This week, the ladies go on individual dates and…surprise surprise…meet their [...]

Tonight on Big Brother: Kevin puts his hand in a hole and Jeff stuffs dollar bills in his underwear. It’s [...]

Love can be both fat and crazy. This week on more to love, Luke takes Christian and Mandy out dancing, because [...]

Previously on Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami, the ass fairy Kim came to “visit” her sisters who were in dire [...]

Previously on Big Brother, I went to the beach and missed all this: Deus ex ma-Chima *Facepalm* [...]

***Another week, another random ass show we don’t cover. This one? Is a doozie. Please welcome Monamonzano with 16 and [...]

Previously on Charm School: The remaining contestants faced their fears by ripping off a lame MTV show, Marcia and [...]

This week, A Tarp guest judges. Not surprisingly, said tarp has more personality than Tyson and all the models combined. [...]

Do I see Boobs? This week on MAKE ME A SUPERMODEL, the models do a Mod sixties shoot with partners [...]

Daddy Like. This week on Make me a Supermodel, it’s all about passion. Threesome photo shoots make me [...]

Uh oh…we have a crier in the house. Well, after I’m sure a long, angst-ridden waiting period…I, Monamonzano, [...]

They called me chipmunk-cheeks in middle school. Guess I showed them! This week on True Beauty, four contestants remain: [...]

I just pinpointed the exact moment Vanessa Manillo went crazy. This week on True Beauty, the Beauties are thinning out, [...]

Today’s challenge? I make you all 98 degree MIX TAPES! This week on True Beauty, Nessie makes [...]

Fox has yanked its controversial “reality” series, Anchorwoman, hours after its premiere last night. The show about WWE model bimbette Lauren [...]

Four words: Mike. Boogie. Genital. Warts….and a tip of the Tabloid Baby hat to Mark and Seth [...]

CBS today revealed the identities of the forty kids who’ll be participating in the network’s most controversial reality series: Kid [...]