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Rescue Me: Mr. Doubtfire

Tommy juggles many demands. But he doesn’t have to dress up like a lady.


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Rescue Me: World’s Best Uncle

This baby is filled with pee!


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Rescue Me: Working Title

Babies in peril, bad sex, and coolers full of porn-all here!


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Rescue Me: School Catches Fire…Lucky Us!

Way less exasperation this week.


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Rescue Me: The Neverending Story

Plus: deism and agnosticisim in the lives of lapsed Catholics!


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RESCUE ME: Dude, I Got Sooooo Drunk Last Night

Crème de menthe. And maybe got my daughter killed


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Rescue Me: Rescued from Healthcare

Holding vigil for Lou.


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Rescue Me: Voyage into a Shitty Personality

Tommy begins to slip back into his awful persona.


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Rescue Me: See Daniel Sunjata’s Nipples

Tommy Gavin REALLY should have read Paul Reiser’s “Couplehood”


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Rescue Me Season: All Firefighters Go To Heaven

Tommy starts to reconsider the whole being-a-selfish-asshole thing.


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It’s Women’s Day at FX

Hey, that Minnie Driver has certainly come into her own in the FX series The Riches, hasn’t she? [...]


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Should He Stay or Should He Go?

The third season finale of Rescue Me, happened to air just days after a raging fire in Bronx, NY (not [...]


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The FUN in Funeral

Well, it’s a good thing I don’t have a problem being wrong. Even more so, it’s a good thing I [...]


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Bang! Bang! Bang!

Holy. Crap. What a crazy ending, huh? Although various theories were being spun over what part illegal immigrant Carlyne would [...]


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BiBO Sucks!!! Rescue Me delayed.

Hey all my Ladder 62 lovers. Without getting sued, let me just say that with the advent of advanced technologies [...]


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Let Sleeping Gavins Lie

After two weeks off on my recaps (see public apology here), both Rescue Me and Umnata are back on the [...]


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Excusegasm: UMNATA Sucks Edition

It was bound to happen sooner or later – after a summer filled with way too much TV (remember reruns?) [...]


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Click on the Map for MoreThis tidbit comes from the most reliable source ever – Umnata’s very own mother – [...]


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The (Real) Rape of Tommy Gavin (No, This Time I Swear)

Oh man! I wish I hadn’t used The Rape of Tommy Gavin, as last week’s Rescue Me recap title! [...]


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The Rape of Tommy Gavin

So a few weeks ago there was a great deal of hubbub swirling around Rescue Me over Tommy “raping” [...]


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It’s Called Disclosure, You Dickhead

Not to overdose on symbolism, but the powder keg that is Ladder 62 is about to ignite. On this week’s [...]


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… And Take Me In Your Arms

Whoa. Just when we thought that the biggest scandal to hit Ladder 62 this season was going to be Probie’s [...]


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Two Guys, a Girl and a Probie

After last week’s kick ass (literally) showdown between Tommy and his brother (Johnny, who has been sleeping with Tommy’s [...]


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Blood Brothers

By Umnata Oooh Boy! Am I glad that I jumped on the Rescue Me bandwagon! I haven’t been so excited about [...]


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Thank You For Smoking

By Umnata Let’s start at the beginning. The very beginning, as this is the first episode I’ve ever watched of Rescue [...]